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secrunity

Security guards who really use a lot of scrutiny mixed in with it.
OH crap - here comes those secrunity guards again.
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
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Barrack OhBombEm

The policy of Barrack OhBombEm is to bomb Afghanistan with the hopes of getting that dude Laden.
Barrack OhBombEm wants to bomb a llama next to its mama, by a mountain in Afghanistan, and later in Bora-Bora next to a '92 Ford explorer.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
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knizzle

Watch me dance my knizzle around your bitchop and crook till your kings old head drops.
by Adel7 January 12, 2008
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TV

Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.
We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.
by Adel7 January 14, 2008
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pseudodivorce

When a couple divorces but still cohabit together. This kind of divorce is apparently dangerous, as demonstrated by the news about a Russian woman who set her ex-husband's schlong on fire while he was naked and watching TV.

They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
Tom: "Hey, you know, even though Liz and I divorced - we decided that we'll still cohabit because we both could save a lot of money that way."

Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."

Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"

Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."

Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."

Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."

Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."

Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."

Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
by Adel7 August 28, 2007
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crumbluits

Biscuits that crumble in your lap. This is according to a Wendy's ad... ya OK Wendy's chick.
I like eating crumbluits. Yes indeed!
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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clockshed

WOW is pure clockshed.

English 2 with Mr. Putzalot was a clockshed class, we always would chat about random stuff.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
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