7 definitions by Adamir Putin
On Christmas Eve, Peter struggled to again push out perfect little balls of keep-shit to be placed on his roof.
After a night of beer and burritos, getting the keep-shit in the brown paper bag to be placed on Mr. Drummond's doorstep was not easy.
After a night of beer and burritos, getting the keep-shit in the brown paper bag to be placed on Mr. Drummond's doorstep was not easy.
by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014
A palpable regret felt after making a decision while in a densely emotional and confusing mental state, like being lost in a forest.
When his team left San Diego, the diehard and emotional fan Johnny left his team. Johnny is in a forrest state-of-mind wishing he had remained true to his original convictions.
by Adamir Putin December 14, 2018
A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.
by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014
That party last night was DAF!
by Adamir Putin January 3, 2017
by Adamir Putin January 3, 2017
Timmy: Last night, Steve was so hammered he slept in a bush cuddling with Frank.
Me: SF
Timmy: SF?
Me: SF (So Funny)
Me: SF
Timmy: SF?
Me: SF (So Funny)
by Adamir Putin January 3, 2017
by Adamir Putin June 19, 2016