6 definitions by Aaron Johanson

turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.

Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting

by Aaron Johanson May 9, 2007

ball raiding

v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."

n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.

Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.

Rutherford: No way!

Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

Rutherford: Shit!

by Aaron Johanson November 13, 2008

beanster

A mexican/hispanic who dresses like a scenester, (girl pants, choppy hair cut, etc.)but acts like a beaner and listens to reggaeton.

You fucking beanster, get out of my yard!

by Aaron Johanson May 26, 2006

depth-charge

v: to depth-charge

A sexual act in which the male ties a grenade to his erect penis, and penetrating the vagina. While this may inhibit the man from any further sexual act in the future, if survived he will have successfully risen to a new plateau of sexual triumph.

Jeffrey: Pauline, you want to have sex tonight?
Pauline: No, why?
Jeffrey: Bitch, don't take that tone with me! Now you'll be getting a depth-charge!
Pauline: NOOOO!
Jeffrey: *ties grenade* YES!

*EXPLOSION*

by Aaron Johanson December 17, 2007

air-raid

N: air-raid
V: To air-raid
The act of a man, or in rare cases woman, placing his/her anus so that it touches a woman's vagina, and farts into it.

Ken: Hey baby, I really have to fart.
Liza: You want to give me an air-raid?
Ken: Hell no! That's disgusting!

by Aaron Johanson December 14, 2007

scene-bean

Synonym for beanster.

You're such a scene-bean bitch!

by Aaron Johanson May 26, 2006