ANDREW's definitions

double dribble

when someone puts both of your balls in their mouth and calls a foul

*puts balls in mouth*

She says: Thats a Technical! Double Dribbling

by andrew May 25, 2004

Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004

Gare

To Gare is to molest young boys and girls in a pedastry way.

Mike "Gared" that little boy till he bled.

by Andrew September 20, 2004

dingleberries

As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:

'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'

See above.

by Andrew March 3, 2004

bieksallent

A synonym for excellent, especially when used in reference to defender Kevin Bieksa of the Vancouver Canucks.

The not so-bieksallent Bob Cole screwed up again.

by Andrew May 26, 2007

cabrón

In Spain, this refers to the English equivalent as "Lucky Bastard".

Persona A - Mañana tienes que tomar cinco examenes pero yo no.
Persona B - Eres cabrón...

by Andrew March 15, 2005