ANDREW's definitions

Rolling Stones

The greatest rock band of all time. They've written and recorded more iconic rock and roll songs than most other bands even have played on the radio. These include: Satisfaction, Paint It Black, Start Me Up, Brown Sugar, Street Fighting Man, Jumpin' Jack Flash, and Sympathy For The Devil. The four current members of the Rolling Stones are Mick Jagger (vocals), Keith 'Keef' Richards (guitar/vocals), Ron Wood (guitar), and Charlie Watts (drums).

"Whoa, man, the Rolling Stones are the rockin'est band ever."

by Andrew December 29, 2003

thermodynamics

A confusing class taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense

After getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, Andrew changed his major to international business.

by Andrew May 12, 2003

chookz

Lost soul from New Zealand with possibly the most Unique name around.
Found on WoW's Blackrock Server.

Chookz's knife is holy, it catches everyone unguarded

"Choozk" - dim

by Andrew December 22, 2004

hanover

a humble town in massachusetts with nothing going for it other than the phrase "nice rack" as coined by Racksmith, Hanovers local car rack and car rack accessories supplier.

i live in hanover and i am bored.

by andrew December 25, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts

The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.

The pickle squirted that way.

by Andrew May 31, 2004

porker

another word for someone being fat or obese.

Dumbass Steven, he's such a fucking porker.

by Andrew May 7, 2003

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006