ANDREW's definitions
A character who sucks at life. An annoyance who no one likes. This is the kinda of person who has everything go wrong for him/her.
If you do this you just might be a Jaffe:
1. Wear a rainbow colored polo shirt on national comming out day on shear coincidence
2. Wear a ghost busters costume for halloween
3. Respond with every diss "Hey guys come on, come onnn.
4. Talk to random people who think they like you.
5. Suck at life.
6. Make stupid jokes that result in death threats.
7. Suck at life.
8. Get ditched by people who u think like you.
9. Cry in public.
10. Have a pizza face
If you do this you just might be a Jaffe:
1. Wear a rainbow colored polo shirt on national comming out day on shear coincidence
2. Wear a ghost busters costume for halloween
3. Respond with every diss "Hey guys come on, come onnn.
4. Talk to random people who think they like you.
5. Suck at life.
6. Make stupid jokes that result in death threats.
7. Suck at life.
8. Get ditched by people who u think like you.
9. Cry in public.
10. Have a pizza face
by Andrew December 4, 2004
Get the Jaffemug. 
by Andrew December 28, 2003
Get the Zerdmug. 
Get the Ckymug. Function: adjective
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"
BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"
BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun
1. Look mom, There goes a Battyman!
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.
by Andrew August 14, 2004
Get the batty manmug. 2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.
by Andrew July 15, 2004
Get the Tailgatingmug. 