ANDREW's definitions

that's the way the pickle squirts

The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.

The pickle squirted that way.

by Andrew May 31, 2004

tuna jockey

a japanese person. because they live on an archipelago, they are a fishing nation. mainly tuna. so they are tuna jockeys

the tuna jockey has 400 pounds of tuna

by andrew November 27, 2003

slam

To fall while skateboarding.

"I tried to ollie up to the bench but my back foot slipped and I slammed."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

sorostitute

a member of a sorotity who uses her "feminine wilds" to enslave her gender of choice for random gifts, trips to exotic travel locations, rides in fancy cars or money

Everyone in that house is a sorostitute, they all turn tricks for this or that. One even did it with a coworker for a free turkey sub with mayo from Subway... shame it was free as a perk of the job to begin with.

by Andrew March 31, 2005

smebbin

drunk drivin

i was smebbin through the park one day

by andrew December 4, 2003

homar

A person who likes to sit at home on their ass all day and smoke a blunt.

"Where's Bob?"
"At his crib being a homar"

by Andrew February 13, 2004

Negrociate

To make peace with a nigger. Or to work out a plan

Cop: Hey wont come out
Chief of police: What color is his skin?
Cop:Black sir.
Chief of police: Send in the negrociator!
Cop: Are you sure sir?
Chief of police: Positive.
Negrociator: Now listen up Johnny Negaro (say that was his name), You wanna come out before we bust a cap in your ass!

YOU SEE THE NEGROCIATOR IS DOWN WITH THE BLACK TEARMANOLOGY. HE CAN DEFUSE ANY SITUIATION INVOLVING A COLORED MAN. AIIIGHT!!

by Andrew July 11, 2004