ANDREW's definitions

zlatan ibrahimovic

footballer for juventus and sweden

beat italy in euro 2004 with amazing back heel

by andrew December 24, 2004

spamdex

To add words that are frequently queried in Internet search engines to make your site come up in unrelated searches. The words are often hidden as text the same colour as the background.

Probably from Wired's Jargon Watch.

"I spamdexed the word 'sex' 200 times in the home page"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

sternoclidomastoid

the sternoclidomastoid is a word that u might hear when u r in health class (bouring)(lol but its still a cool word.) it is locxated where your sternum is witch is also called the breast bone. The sternoclidomastoid has a name like this because it is near the sternum witch is sterno and the clavicle (sholder blade)clido and the mandable(jaw) mastoid

the sternoclidomastoid is a muscle on your body like your hamstring but that is just another muscle it has nothing to do with it lol

by Andrew May 13, 2005

mote

Mote: A legenary rock band that has graced this earth with great hits such as "beating like hell" "doing the babysitter" and "Vincent". =M=

"whoa did u see the show last night?"
"Yeah MOTE played, THEY WERE AWSOME!"

by Andrew June 12, 2004

Woop Woop

Any places outside of one's usual sphere of travel.

Redbank Plains

by Andrew July 18, 2003

clit waffel

when you place your hands together with palms faceing each other and you jam your fingers into her clit. there of forming a waffel.

mike, me and your sister where getting pretty excited and she asked if i would clit waffel her and i agreed. man it was good.

by andrew February 29, 2004

Simple

One who is not very smart

What are you, simple?

by andrew June 20, 2003