Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ANDREW

loan shark

someone of a very shady reputation, whom you would borrow money from only as a last resort. they'll charge outrageous interest, and if you fail to pay up, they'll send some of their goons to break your legs.

i borrowed money from vito the loan shark. i missed a payment, and his thugs come around and broke my arm!

by andrew July 21, 2004

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fuckamonkey

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey

"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"

by Andrew May 13, 2005

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glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.

As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"

by Andrew June 10, 2004

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cabrón

In Spain, this refers to the English equivalent as "Lucky Bastard".

Persona A - Mañana tienes que tomar cinco examenes pero yo no.
Persona B - Eres cabrón...

by Andrew March 15, 2005

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Marine Corps

Where were the navy seals during any of the last major conflicts??? That's OK the Marines will secure the perimiter so you can conduct your BUDS training in your purple g-strings. Fuck A navy seal.

The Marine Corps has protected this great nation and Many others for 230 years now. So go ahead and talk shit you fucking squid.

by Andrew April 14, 2005

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