6 definitions by A. Massey
A popular street description for a woman's bosom that has lost its ability to support itself. The breasts themselves begin to sag and drift and a standard brassiere is no longer an effective undergarment.
Hey have you guys seen Melissa's rack recently? The shit is getting sloppy AF.
Man, Jacky has a sloppy rack huh?
Man, Jacky has a sloppy rack huh?
by A. Massey May 25, 2017
Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.
by A. Massey March 10, 2019
Sporadic fits of anger and/or destruction fueled entirely by alcohol. These episodes are usually difficult to forecast except for seasoned veterans who tend to expose their early warning signs. These signs include (but are not limited to)
- Yelling and screaming at strangers
- Shadow boxing street signs
- Diving through shrubs
When the liquor fit actually hits, anticipate seeing property damage and numerous altercations.
- Yelling and screaming at strangers
- Shadow boxing street signs
- Diving through shrubs
When the liquor fit actually hits, anticipate seeing property damage and numerous altercations.
Hey did you guys see the picture frames in the living room? They’re all busted to pieces.
Yeah, that’s from Tom’s liquor fit.
Yeah, that’s from Tom’s liquor fit.
by A. Massey January 12, 2020
A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
by A. Massey October 6, 2020
When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 4, 2020
The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.
The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”
“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
by A. Massey September 25, 2020