10 definitions by A. Friend

turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 22, 2007

omniwhore

(n.) person (gender indeterminate) willing to couple with anyone and/or anything capable of providing sexual gratifiaction.

Matt is a manwhore with few standards; however, John has proven himself to be nothing less than an omniwhore after actively participating in that donkey show.

by A. Friend September 24, 2007

Tent Time

A private place, usually a tent, where one can perform evil deeds in relative privacy. Commonly used by pornographers or people who are geeking in order to hide illicit materials from others who may covet them.

Yo man, Dave was geeking so he took his stash for some quality tent time.

by A. Friend September 7, 2006

tossed taco salad

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

by A. Friend September 24, 2007

Politiquake

The socially devastating shockwaves resulting from REPEATED shifts in absolute political control within a government or organization. This can be through general elections, coups, rebellions, mergers, etc.

The constant shifts between absolute Republican control and absolute Democrat control of the US Congress and Presidency has caused politiquakes affecting the economy, foreign relations, and civil harmony.

by A. Friend October 24, 2008

Salameh

(v) (sal·a·meh) Displaying indifference while having your salad tossed.

Dude, Emil was tossin' my salad, but he wasn't good so I was kind of Salameh.

by A. Friend June 22, 2007

chatterpus

A woman who will not stop her inane 24/7 chattering except when you are nailing her like shingles to a roof.

Me: Sweet Jesus, my balls hurt!

Dave: What happened, or do I want to know?

Me: Elida will not STFU for 5 seconds about her daily activities! Who cares who used sugar in their coffee at work! The only way to make her stop is when I am riding her until she bleeds! My god! I had to do it 6 times last night just to get some sleep! What a fucking chatterpus!

by A. Friend November 24, 2008