9 definitions by A D

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originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.
she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.
by A D August 13, 2007
a stupid or ignorant person

(reference: the oxford english dictionary - yup, it's in there)

its what mug is short for
me: oi! muggins!
muggins: stop calling me that!
by A D August 22, 2007
short for Stairway to Heaven, the greatest song in the world. you know Tribute by Tenacious D? that is a tribute to Stairway. its by Led Zeppelin, the greatest band in the world. heres a section from the guitar tab for it:
e|---|
B|---|
G|---|
D|-7-|
A|---|
E|---| ...
its not a very big section i know, its just the first note, but isnt it awesome?

and as we wind on down the road
our shadows taller than our soul
there walks a lady we all know
who shines white light and wants to show
how everything still turns to gold
and if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last
when all are one and one is all
to be a rock and not to roll

and shes buying a stairway to heaven
by A D August 22, 2007
commonly thought of as meaning trousers that are too short, 'jack-ups' are actually trousers that, surprise surprise, have been 'jacked' up. That means that the waistband has been pulled higher than necessary, possibly up to the naval (bellybutton) or chest.
person1: (indicating person2's trousers) ha, look, he's got jack-ups!

person2: actually, my trousers are just a bit short

person1's friend, person3: yeah thats what jack-ups are, you idiot

person2: commonly thought of as meaning trousers that are too short, 'jack-ups' are actually trousers that, surprise surprise, have been 'jacked' up. That means that the waistband has been pulled higher than necessary, possibly up to the naval (bellybutton) or chest.

person1 & person3: youre such a nerd
by A D August 13, 2007
1. adjective. stupid or ignorant, what one has to be to be classed as a muggins or supermuggins
2. noun. a different way of saying muggins or supermuggins for those who are bored of calling people by that all the time
dave: oi! mugworthy!
by A D August 22, 2007
like muggins ('a stupid or ignorant person') only even more mugworthy ('stupid or ignorant')
he may be a muggins, but (someone's name) is a supermuggins!
by A D August 22, 2007
verb.
an onomatopoeic word (a word that sounds like the noise it is the name for when you say it, eg. boom, splash) used to describe the action of throwing something (usually shoes) carelessly into something such as a cupboad (thats a closet to all you folks down in georgewbushland) or box with no regard to where or how it or they land. can also be spelt 'kpasher'.
they always kerpasher their shoes into the cupboard.
by A D August 22, 2007

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