Skip to main content

Definitions by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81

wtf I just wanted to look up the definition for cream on urban dictionary but all I get is Wu-Tang clan references somebody help
C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan is really good,
too bad I can't cream at how good this song is
because I'm in school
cream by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 December 2, 2021

squid game 

imagine playing childhood games with 456 players to win 45.6 billion won just to die
guy with a suit and tie: "do you wanna participate in the squid game?"
me: "fuck that shi-, i'd rather choke on three fat dicks"
squid game by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 December 2, 2021
the national call-before-you-dig number

aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass
Person 1: "Imma dig a 10 foot hole in my backyard to bury my collection of dead puppies"
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self
811 by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 11, 2021

that's why your shoes raggedy 

"that's why your shoes raggedy"
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...