4 definitions by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81
wtf I just wanted to look up the definition for cream on urban dictionary but all I get is Wu-Tang clan references somebody help
C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan is really good,
too bad I can't cream at how good this song is
because I'm in school
too bad I can't cream at how good this song is
because I'm in school
by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 December 2, 2021
the national call-before-you-dig number
aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass
aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass
Person 1: "Imma dig a 10 foot hole in my backyard to bury my collection of dead puppies"
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self
by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 11, 2021
"that's why your shoes raggedy"
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...
by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 5, 2021
guy with a suit and tie: "do you wanna participate in the squid game?"
me: "fuck that shi-, i'd rather choke on three fat dicks"
me: "fuck that shi-, i'd rather choke on three fat dicks"
by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 December 2, 2021