Definitions by 7kev7

twatmates 

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

twatmates by 7Kev7 December 27, 2007

ready brek glow 

The fuzzy, red outline surrounding the actors in a 20th generation porno film. So called because of the red glow around the little character in the Ready Brek TV commercial. See also porn fuzz

"That grumble flick you loaned me was shite. Everyone had ready brek glow, you could hardly see a thing."

ready brek glow by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

wangover 

Post self-abuse anguish. The feeling of guilt, regret and self-loathing immediately after masturbation. Combination of 'wank' and 'hangover'.

"Oh, no, I've got such a wangover. I swear I'll never do it again!"

wangover by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

mole at the counter 

A turtle's head. A turd that needs to come out.

"Elementary, my dear Watson. From these footprints, I deduce that our quarry was a left-handed doctor of unusually short stature, who had known prosperity but had recently fallen upon hard times, and judging by the short, irregular length of his stride it is apparent that he had a mole at the counter."

mole at the counter by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

nice from far, far from nice  

Any person (especially a woman) who, from a distance, looks like they are worthy of a portion but upon closer inspection is revealed to be a right swamp-hog. A BOBFOC

Also abbreviated to NFFFFN

Person #1: "Phwooarr! Look at the arse on that sort! I'd give her one.... EURGH! She's got a face like a box of spanners!"

Person #2: "Ha ha! I told you her face was rough. She's nice from far, far from nice "

nice from far, far from nice by 7Kev7 October 20, 2007

Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

Bangers and Mash 

The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.

"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"

Bangers and Mash by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007