48 definitions by 2014_chiguy

go lefty

When a right handed person is forced to masturbate with his left hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

go righty

When a left handed person is forced to masturbate with his right hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

ooh joke

a joke that makes people say "ooh" instead of laugh

Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.

Audience: Ooh!

this is an ooh joke

by 2014_chiguy October 12, 2007

baby bomb

When you get shit on your fingers while checking a baby's diaper.

Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?

Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.

Wife: Sucks to be you.

by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2013

no troll

No trolling intended.

No troll, but you need to think before you add anything to this forum.

by 2014_chiguy March 4, 2014

hashtagaholic

Someone who obsessively uses the word hashtag during conversation.

Joe: What did you do this weekend?

Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.

Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.

by 2014_chiguy May 9, 2014

nut burn

rug burn/chafing of the nuts; usually caused by nut huggers

I've got mad nut burn. I'm switching to boxers.

by 2014_chiguy November 19, 2007