1069's definitions

Celine Dion

French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.

Celine Dion sings a lot of soft rock music.

by 1069 August 19, 2006

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Smooth Jazz

The kind of music played on The Weather Channel

And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)

by 1069 October 21, 2005

boot camp

Alternative to jail for teenagers where you're treated like you're in the military.

Where Maury sends out of control teenagers.

Alright you're going to boot camp

by 1069 November 11, 2006

Scientology

A load of brainwashing money grabbing crap. A religion that goes around teaching crap and harassing people who disagree with them. They are liars and cheats. You can tell these people are lying just by looking at their face while they're talking.

Scientology is bad, MMkay?

by 1069 July 7, 2005

Sirius

Satellite radio service where high profile radio personalities (Howard Stern, Cousin Brucie, etc) go when they get pissed at regular radio.

Alright that's it! I'm going to Sirius!!

by 1069 September 18, 2006

Dell

A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.

Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.

by 1069 August 27, 2005