Meredith 's definitions

splort

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

by meredith January 27, 2005

Douche

noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.

adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it

noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."

adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"

by Meredith November 19, 2003

she talks to rainbows

a girl who talks to rainbows
a ramones song

she talks to rains casue she's crazy.

by meredith April 11, 2005

Beastacious

Beasty; muscular. Also means "totally awesome."

Meredith's muscles are so beastacious!

by Meredith October 20, 2004

whats her face

The most unpopular member of wordTeen Girl Squad.

Whats her face you can go to the thrift store.

by meredith October 18, 2003

glitter queen

Some one who is so obsessed with glitter that they will put it in people's hair against their will. Their excuse for this behavior is that, 'they are only trying to spread the joy.'

Meredith F. is a glitter queen

by Meredith March 22, 2005

ball dropper

1) One who is depended upon to complete an integral function of a larger task, but fails in a manner which nullifies the efforts of the others involved

2) One known notoriously for "dropping the ball" (see above) often.

"Ok, joe can get the keg and rich can make up the posters"

"wait, Joe can't get the keg, hes a ball dropper, have bill get it instead"

by Meredith July 15, 2003