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nympho

The word basically means your roommates girlfriend who likes to have sex while your enjoying a nice game of madden in the same room. She also knows her boyfriend is extremely sick yet the sex freak she is decides its cool to be infested with bacterial parasites and have a crummy dick in her at the same time. End of story.
Natalie, stop trying to fuck Igor while he is throwing up you nympho!
by Jon February 11, 2005
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The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.
I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1
by Jon January 17, 2005
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Sick

Adj. Must be capitalized. Meaning to be god-like or beyond earthly. Dating to the heroic and god-like powers of the one they call "Sick" on LS2.com.
"That guy is totally Sick"
by Jon April 6, 2004
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1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.
"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"
by Jon July 23, 2006
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Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.
Fuck California and all of its lies.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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mansechs

The act of slipping the phallus of one male homosapien into an opening provided willingly from another male homosapien. This act usually involves one of the male homosapiens to behave like the other male homosapiens biatch.
I had some hawt mansechs with Tyden last night! -Belatucrados
by Jon December 30, 2003
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pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself
Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.
by Jon March 23, 2005
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