Jon's definitions

hard techno

Fast Techno with rolling beats circa 1998-2002
The most extreme of the techno
purely a rave format (not heard in clubs)

"what kinda music is this?"
"hard techno"

by jon August 25, 2005

Chegwin

An exclaimation of anger, disappointment and generally being upset.

Much to my chegwin, my children have been abducted and turned into a fine meat paste.

by Jon May 20, 2003

sweat body

smelly person, person who sweats alot, just really reeks, bad body odor.

Hey sweat body.

by Jon December 31, 2003

Urbandictionary Junkie

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

by Jon January 15, 2004

Jerz

A common name for a dog, cat, or any other pet alike.

Jeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

by Jon January 26, 2003

9 bar

A extremly large amount of draw

Oi mate, how much is that 9 bar

by Jon November 20, 2003

colins mom

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

by Jon April 16, 2004