Jon's definitions

freedom fries

A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.

Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?

by jon January 18, 2004

Bill Clinton

The word used during sexual intercourse, Oral sex, orgasm in general.

Yes...thats it..YES, YES, YES, Dont stop!!!! Dont Stop!!! uuuuhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh...

How was it hun? It was Bill Clinton style.

by Jon June 5, 2003

weez

A weird little (not literal) individual whos real name is louisa. she can be found hanging at the wall or winnign cookery competitions. other examples of nicknames are:
spuds sis
flush
flushing wiz
tic tac

a: where's weez?
b: at the wall
a: kewl, lets go.
b: sure

by jon April 5, 2004

1337

Most people who use it are vaugely computor literate, however, most usually nerds. Its great to take the piss out of, although if you do you should watch out. This is because so real hackers, or true "1337s" use it. So if you start cussing off one guy for using 1337, you may get a trojan, and the next you know, some hackers using your comp to download kiddy porn.

1|= (_) (4|\| |¬34|) 7|-|15, (_) |\|33|) 70 937 14||) - this may or may not be true.

by jon July 23, 2006

H2

a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

by Jon March 19, 2004

awesomely

To do something in a manner or method which is awesome.

Dude, there are tons of free virus scanners on the web that work awesomely.

by Jon March 2, 2004

cheap

someone that doesn't like to spend money

Olvier is very cheap

by jon June 21, 2003