Jon's definitions

Avenue Q

1. Winner of the Tony Award for Best Musical, Best Score, Best Lyrics, and Best Book in 2004.
2. The funniest show I've ever seen on Broadway.
3. A parody of Sesame Street.

Abbr. "Q"

Holy fuck! Q beat Wicked at best musical!

by Jon June 18, 2004

cheeses of nazareth

The pathetic excuse for humor, the annoyance of one's own opinion to state utterance of what he cannot comprehend.

Cheeses of Nazareth are Cheeto's made in Nazareth, plus it is known as sarcasum of what religion has portrayed as a negitive effect upon society for many, many years.

This however does not excuse the first definition on this page. The guy who wrote that is just an ignorant bastard.

"Cheeses of Nazareth taste better then american cheeto's." "Yeah, they do, and that reminds me of the BS religion has done to our country, world. Someone should do something about the misinformation of societies common knowledge."

by Jon January 8, 2004

stylin

to have possession of an illicit substance

man, you stylin?

ya, i got a half ounce

by Jon March 17, 2005

VH1

A telvision station created by Viacom that is famous for looking back at things popular twenty years ago.

I like VH1 because I REALLY care what C-Level celebrities have to say about the Eighies.

by Jon December 29, 2004

Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.

I just burrnastied this dirty slut.

by Jon February 27, 2005

jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround

jewie has a long penis

by Jon April 6, 2004

antiwar protestor

people who dont understand sitting there doing nothing never solved anything and if the U.S. considers a war we obviosly didnt find a way to make a peace treaty

hitler came to power trying to take over the world but war took place and people did something about it and killed hitler. anti-war people dont understand this concept

by jon May 4, 2003