Jon's definitions

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 24, 2003

prostitot

a young girl (10-16) that dresses slutty and tries to be a prostitute but does not act on any prositutial activities.

That girl is such a prostitot!

by Jon November 12, 2003

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004

flackshack

A newly painted home.

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.

by Jon December 8, 2004

Seattle

A city in Washington State.

What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.

Seattle, A Jewel Of The Pacific Northwest.

by Jon March 14, 2005

gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother

(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"

by Jon December 25, 2003

flippin' lousy

The Beatles, according to Pete Townshend, circa 1966.

"If you listen to only the backing track of The Beatles without their voices, it's flippin' lousy."

by Jon June 30, 2005