Jon's definitions

Randy Orton

To be really cool, and then suddenyl turn "not cool".

Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.

Did you see Larry? Look at that Orton. He used to be so cool. But now that he hit the Panama Red, he's less cool.

by Jon January 17, 2005

gweedo

typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many homosexual tendancies, even though they pronounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks

"That fudgepacking gweedo is bout to get a foot up his ass."

by jon June 9, 2004

RIAA

The Recording Industry Association of American. A bunch of useless twunts who will be first against the wall when the post-scarcity revolution comes.

Fuck the RIAA.

by Jon February 22, 2003

fuck beans

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

by Jon July 2, 2004

sweat body

smelly person, person who sweats alot, just really reeks, bad body odor.

Hey sweat body.

by Jon December 31, 2003

Urbandictionary Junkie

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

by Jon January 15, 2004

Chegwin

An exclaimation of anger, disappointment and generally being upset.

Much to my chegwin, my children have been abducted and turned into a fine meat paste.

by Jon May 20, 2003