394 definitions by J

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005

gangan

A hooker or prostitute that has sex with dogs

Your mom is a gangan, faggott!!!

by J March 13, 2005

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

modulate

To have rhythmic sex

"meet me at the coffee table with the gypsiness so we can modulate."

by J November 24, 2006

drop-top booty

The booty that looks nice big round and TIGHT in the jeans, but as soon as the jeans come off, wha bam! watch it drop

Man I had this girl over the other day, jeans tight as hell, took them off for the doggy, then wham , I didn't realize she had a drop-top booty for me to hit

by J July 21, 2003

Ricer

An Asian-make car that has decals, wheels, lights, spoilers, and mufflers that probably make only 50 more horses than stock.

Ricers lead to Hot Import Night which is a good thing. :-D

Civic, Civic, Civic.

by J September 29, 2004