Noah's definitions

banky

a hard spank, or intimate grab.

Patrick's bankey made my butt red.

by Noah November 24, 2004

a Fonzie

The act of smearing poo on someone to give them sideburns. Usually done in their sleep. Much like a "Dirty sanchez" or "Hitler".

Chris got a fonzie last night, and it smeared all over his pillow.

by Noah April 7, 2004

Brain-Weasels

A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.

Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.

*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*

by Noah February 1, 2005

snoogens

From Kevin Smith Movies; used by teh character "Jay" It has no real meaning but is just something you can say sort of like "all right!" or "yeah!"

Lets trash this place and tehn go smoke a bowl.

Snoogens.

by noah May 25, 2003

Balla

someone who is good and basketball and can majorly ball peeps up unlike malcolm

noah is a balla and he played malcolm in 1 on 1 and wooped his ass

by noah January 6, 2005

initiator

One who presents the first action in trying to stimulate an encounter of somewhat physical nature. FOr instance, the man or woman who presents the hand for the reciprocating slap or likewise, the arms to invite an embrace.

She initiated the hug by opening her arms and smiling at me to come forth.

by Noah March 19, 2003

machine

The government.

The machine has made many unfair laws.

by Noah June 29, 2003