Noah's definitions

torxmeppy

Torxmeppy means, litterally, to suddenly realize and simultaneously declare ones homosexuality.

Person1: "Holy shit, I think I'm gay!"
Person2: "Wow, way to pull a Torxmeppy."

by Noah November 18, 2004

OSI model

The model showing a way a program is sent across a LAN or any type of network

Application
Presentation
Session
Transport
Network
Data Link
Phsycial=Binary Number

by Noah September 26, 2003

Brain-Weasels

A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.

Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.

*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*

by Noah February 1, 2005

a Fonzie

The act of smearing poo on someone to give them sideburns. Usually done in their sleep. Much like a "Dirty sanchez" or "Hitler".

Chris got a fonzie last night, and it smeared all over his pillow.

by Noah April 7, 2004

double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.

She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!

by Noah August 11, 2004

dar

of cours
duh
deffintly

dar of course it's right

by noah October 23, 2003

Lyte

A person of supremem power and wealth

That person is very lyte to own a slave like noah.

by Noah September 25, 2003