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You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Totally didnโ€™t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho thatโ€™s the question
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Person 1: OMG! Did you hear that person 3 and person 4 are dating???????? :o

Person 2: yeah lol omg
Person 3: *suddenly wants to date person 1 because there acting like a material gworl*
*when person 1 and person 3 start dating, it becomes clear person 1 acted fake, because they act very differently when theyโ€™re dating, person 1 not acting like the omg gworl they were then the hoe breaks up with them*
Definition: Simular to a thot, or material girl; usually try to fake mental illnesses for attention, dating, tea, and love, their love is fake however.
There could also be scenario 2:
Someone acts very sweet kind and bubbly at first then starts acting like a hoe and you eventually realize your being manipulated, tea whores are usually fake, manipulative thots and if you see one, you should immediately put sanitizer in your eyes and run
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To slip your dick in your partners vagina very quickly but however it must be very wet and Fast to qualify as a speedy
Theyโ€™re also make your girl moan like the moana Lisa and Can make her squirt if done properly and every girl should get a chance to experience a speedy
Hey Jessica want me to pull a speedy tonight?
Jessica: yes, please!
(A few hours later)
*Moaning and squirting everywhere*
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The sweetest women to exist and has the most generic name ever created
She is very polite, attractive, smart, committed several crimes, and literally every female is named amirah
Person 1: ey amirah what crimes did you commit this fine evening?
Amirah: 2 counts of strangulations and 1 war crime maybe
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Props or Plastic surgeries that make the ass plumper
Usually used by Slutty women
See โ€œWhoresacโ€
Emma has saggy tits and has huge fat rolls and weighs 400 pounds so she got a liposuction, Breast augmentation and had a butt booster while she was at it.
Emma is a whore and slept with your mom, your dad, your grandma, your grandpa, your great grandma, your great grandpa, your great great grandma, your great great grandpa, your husband, your ex wife, your ex boyfriend, your ex girlfriend, your friends, your best friends, your cousins, your nephews, your kids, your siblings, your aunts, your uncles, your neighbors, The gas station employee across the street, the clerk at the store, your teacher, your principal, your professor, your family doctor, your FBI agent and you!
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The sussest baka was a goddess in modern times; putting tons of underrated words on urban dictionary to be ceased and recreated by public eyes. The_sussest_baka is of modern worldwide nationality and is known for her word โ€œTea Whoreโ€ Making a debut as the godโ€™s first script. The lord formally goes by Autumn or foxi, She is known for creating godly scripts such as the word โ€œthotโ€ โ€œjgaโ€ and โ€œratโ€ and passing it to urban dictionary in her recent debuts. She is known for playing Minecraft with her many friends, uni, Dani, and cliff (Dani formally going by moon) And her amazing, gorgeous, one of a kind girlfriend, Emma. Her toxic EX-Bestfriend known as Ember, MokiMoki or diyumi still lingers Somewhere today, Fitting the entire definition of the word โ€œTea whoreโ€

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Foxi
Shoyo

Autumn
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