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(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted
1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.
2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.
1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.
2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.
Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!
by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020
A place in Florida where everybody knows everybody. Plant City is a small town known for its strawberries and cows. You got the down to earth country folk, that is friends with every bodies grandparents. You have the the white kids that are gangster wannabes and listen to trap SoundCloud rap. You got the crazy rednecks in their lifted chevys and American flags in the truck bed, if you disrespect them you best get the hell out of their city.
Everywhere you look you see a truck or Jeep, the people are nice, unless you encounter one of the crackheads, they’ll make you crazy.
There’s enough Mexicans to pick all your strawberries. To top it all off on this crazy little city, there’s meth labs everywhere and 14 year old white kids smoking weed. Plant shitty is overall a cool place to live, but if you can get out then do yourself a favor and leave.
Everywhere you look you see a truck or Jeep, the people are nice, unless you encounter one of the crackheads, they’ll make you crazy.
There’s enough Mexicans to pick all your strawberries. To top it all off on this crazy little city, there’s meth labs everywhere and 14 year old white kids smoking weed. Plant shitty is overall a cool place to live, but if you can get out then do yourself a favor and leave.
by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • November 30, 2019
A place in Hillsborough county, Fl where all the crackheads live. The drug capital of Florida, also known as methner. There’s one place in particular. A school called Seffner Christian Academy, a private school that resides right in front of a little motel hotel inn. There’s been several meth labs that have blown up and the kids at SCA watch the crackheads walk up and down the sidewalk. It’s also a big joke to the SCA kids to call it the shady hotel, there’s even a fan page dedicated to the crackheads seen at the hotel. It’s called methner.crackers (y’all should follow it). Anyways Seffner is quite the place to grow up with all the 12 year old Caucasian gang wannabes that buy and deal pot from the crack crazies. If you live there you know that everyday holds something new and it’s never a boring day in seffner.
by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • November 30, 2019
by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • October 31, 2020
A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.
Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something
Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something
Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020