193 definitions by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ

Chromeagnon

An evolutionarily challenged individual who can’t get past attraction to ostentatiously ornate vehicles.

Our soon-to-be-ex mayor made an appearance at the Auto ‘n’ Cycle Show – courting the Chromeagnon vote.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 14, 2011

BlackBerryBerry

an illness brought on by excessive texting

Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2010

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

nerd-do-well

A financially successful geek.

He was thought to be the loser of his graduation class, but now this nerd-do-well could easily buy the figgin' school.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2009

Ebolution

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 24, 2014

Ebolution

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 24, 2014

chain chow

Fast food, or the standardised meals of franchised restaurants.

Once you've grown accustom to restaurants offering European cuisine, the chain chow joints just don't cut it anymore.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 29, 2009