shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer

bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 07, 2017

Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

stickless selfie

A selfie done specifically without the use of a selfie stick; by hand

its a pretty cool drunken achievement to do a shotgun stickless selfie

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 07, 2017

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

Overall

Like a jumper

Bitch I'm still the best overall, like a jumper

-lil wayne

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! February 28, 2017

Made a milkshake out of it

When someone drops a canned carbonated beverage and it gets instantly shook up and starts spewing out- but the dropper picks it up in time to save some.... only to have it all foamy and thick like a milkshake

*beer slips out of hand, spills*

Shit i made a milkshake out of it didnt i

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 11, 2018

Replyception

On twitter, and perhaps tumblr and reddit: a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply etc., ad nauseum

Im so far into this replyception i dont even remember what the #OT was about

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! October 25, 2017