keybored

Adjective. 1. Feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity assiosiated with using the internet and being on the computer constantly.
im keybored today and every other day because my mail box is full of spam, and all the comments i read on youtube are spam. i watch the same youtube videos all day to see how many views they have...im keybored. my girlfriends' left me so they could be more intuned to their keyboredness. ughh...i lost my job because i was a straight up keybored.
by $nowman'$exy March 05, 2012
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4 dollar bill

fake. not real by any means. complete bullshit.
her breast are like a 4 dollar bill. some of these people these days are like a 4 dollar bill. those gucci glasses are like a 4 dollar bill.
by $nowman'$exy April 05, 2010
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beyorny

Beyond the point of horny. Way past over due to bust one. Basically 2 words are put into one (beyond, horny) to make one word beyorny.
I am so beyorny after leaving the tittie bar.
by $nowman'$exy April 03, 2010
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rubbered

after fucking a hoe, u take the condom off and slap her in the face with it. it does not have to be a hooker, but should be cautious to do this on your main bitch, she might not call u back.
yo, i rubbered that hoe last night. i straight took the rubber off and slaped her dead in the face with it. too funny when done correctly.
by $nowman'$exy April 05, 2010
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til debt do us part

this is the new slogan for mariage.
the couple said til death do us part, but in actuality it will be more like til debt do us part.
by $nowman'$exy April 08, 2010
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skritty

the act of being horny for a beer. need to drink a cold one like a crack hoe needs crack.
im skritty as fuck right now. i need a beer so fuckn bad.
by $nowman'$exy April 07, 2010
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slizard

getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.
lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.
by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010
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