"He must have been a good video game player, because he is now a Nintendo Pilot flying that drone in Iraq from his living room couch."
by The DGNR8's Domain February 28, 2013
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Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.
by swag99 April 30, 2010
by Built2Spill November 17, 2004
Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,
"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"
If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"
If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
by akaracquel March 2, 2013
John - Hey dude, did you hang out with that girl Katie from Facebook?
Mike - Yea but I regret it, it was all web glow. She's really only a 4.
Mike - Yea but I regret it, it was all web glow. She's really only a 4.
by Deagle622 February 6, 2013
1) "I knew as soon as we shook hands, it was friend at first sight".
2)"You like Jameson irsish Whiskey too?! Man this is friend at first sight!"
2)"You like Jameson irsish Whiskey too?! Man this is friend at first sight!"
by Whiske'Lite's! July 4, 2009