A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store. What can we, as men do while our gf's or wives are shopping, we can sit in a man chair.
Honey, Ill go over here and sit in a man chair while you go shop around and meet me here when your done.
A wealthy Chinese philanthropist who paid large sums of money in order to have his name plastered everywhere, so that people would remember who he was.
"Look there's another Ped Xing sign"
"Oh that Ped Xing, how we'll remember him"
A visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another's actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.
"He did a spit take when she told him she was pregnant."
when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date
Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?
Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.
Person a: Good thinking!
Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.
Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.
A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.
Dude1: You'll remember Dan Quayle once said "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?
A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.
Jim dreams of buying a Harley someday; Jim is bike-curious.
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