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Abbreviation for the phrase "goddamn, shit the bed!", most notably used in Tool's progressive metal song "Rosetta Stoned". This abbreviation is uttered when the speaker has suffered a shocking or traumatizing experience, and wishes to express his emotion comparable to soiling one's self.

This may also be used in surprise and jubilation.
"John, I think I ate your lunch by mistake."
"GDSTB, Bill!"
GDSTB by Tawnysooz September 9, 2009
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An unkempt person; grunge type; a lack of cooth crass.
A person who dresses, speaks and acts in a manner of devil may care.
cacaboy by Michael Cognata February 9, 2005

Austrism 

When an Australian has autism but is in the country Australia so the word Austrism is autism but it has a nationality.
It’s so sad Mary, I found out my son has austrism and will need extra help

Strategy fact-ory 

The intelligence services invented a particular statement to dismiss and or ridicule information which was to close to the truth for them. "Conspiracy theory" is still frequently used today to block any meaningful conversation.

Today I decided to create a counter to that statement with similar elements in it.
I have come across this "strategy fact-ory" in my news feed.
Strategy fact-ory by Alpha2zen November 9, 2020

lmknibhvgcfxdzsaqwertyuiop 

Congratulations, you've reached a new stage of boredom. After: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm; poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz; mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq; zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop; qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm; qawsedrftgyhujikolpmnbvcxz; plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm; plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz; zxcvbnmqawsedrftgyhujikolp; zxcvbnmplokijuhygtfrdeswaq; mnbvcxzplokijuhygtfrdeswaq; mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp; qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp; plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq; plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq; qawsezdrxftcgyvhubjinkomlp; qawszedxrfctgvyhbujnikmolp; plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq; plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq; qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp and azsxdcfvgbhnjmklqwertyuiop, lmknibhvgcfxdzsaqwertyuiop is the only keyboard pattern that has no internet search, to this day. You are dead just like me. And, if you've tried it before, and didn't find anything, now you have it.
After countless endless days... And many hours of lost sleep... I finally... Found it! The ultimate keyboard pattern! lmknibhvgcfxdzsaqwertyuiop, I FINALLY FOUND ONE THAT DOESN'T EXIST YET-

–Uhhh... Actually, it already exist, dude
–WHAT?!
–Yeah, just like a said, there is.
–You're capping.
–Show to him the page about it*
–...
–Are you ok?-
Stfu...
The National Institute of my Foot up your Ass.

Often used against dumbasses.
Person 1: I went to Nimfuya, don't mess with me!

Person 2: You went to where?

Person 1: National Institute of my foot up your ass!
Nimfuya by The Russian Burrito April 28, 2012

Ruxandra 

Synonym for “The Earth
We live on Ruxandra
Ruxandra by Reybu June 8, 2018