Fuckew
My fuckew did it again.
Fuckew by hunt_fish_travel July 13, 2022
Urban Dictionary
Pigeon
you came from a great cosmic egg
A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you
either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
you came from a great cosmic egg by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2021
Saturday night ride
A legal move in amateur wrestling that was originally called the "double grapevine."
A Saturday night ride is usually accomplished in these steps:
1) The wrestler takes his opponent to his back, wraps both legs around his opponent's legs, and spreads them out wide.
2) The wrestler on top arches his back and presses his chest and hips down into his opponent in order to hold him down on the mat.
3) The wrestler on top wraps both of his arms around his opponent's arms, or grabs one of his oppponent's arms and wraps his other arm around his opponent's head and pulls it up.
4) With both legs trapped and with his whole body held down, the wrestler on bottom can't do anything to escape. When the wrestler on top holds both his shoulders or shoulder blades down on the mat long enough, the wrestler on bottom is pinned and the other dude wins.
5) If a wrestler does this move well enough, it's not only a guaranteed pin, but also a good way to own and embarrass the other dude, if you want to do that.
Since the Saturday night ride has both wrestlers flat on the mat with their legs and arms wrapped around each other, it often looks like a sexual position, hence the name.
The move is also known as the "Saturday night," the "double grapes," the "angel," or the "honeymooner."
A Saturday night ride is usually accomplished in these steps:
1) The wrestler takes his opponent to his back, wraps both legs around his opponent's legs, and spreads them out wide.
2) The wrestler on top arches his back and presses his chest and hips down into his opponent in order to hold him down on the mat.
3) The wrestler on top wraps both of his arms around his opponent's arms, or grabs one of his oppponent's arms and wraps his other arm around his opponent's head and pulls it up.
4) With both legs trapped and with his whole body held down, the wrestler on bottom can't do anything to escape. When the wrestler on top holds both his shoulders or shoulder blades down on the mat long enough, the wrestler on bottom is pinned and the other dude wins.
5) If a wrestler does this move well enough, it's not only a guaranteed pin, but also a good way to own and embarrass the other dude, if you want to do that.
Since the Saturday night ride has both wrestlers flat on the mat with their legs and arms wrapped around each other, it often looks like a sexual position, hence the name.
The move is also known as the "Saturday night," the "double grapes," the "angel," or the "honeymooner."
Last week, Jake faced a tough opponent on the wrestling mat named Mike. Mike kept pissing him off by always trying to out-muscle him, so Jake found a way to take care of him. When Mike got tired late in the third period and couldn't make any more moves, Jake took him to his back and pinned him with the "Saturday night ride."
Saturday night ride by JohnnyL0202 July 15, 2013
MFS
Married Fucking Separately. A play on the IRS tax filing status of Married Filing Separately. Two possible meanings:
1 - People who are married but have their own independent sexual arrangements outside the marriage. Affairs, one might stands etc
2 - People in an open marriage, i.e swingers
1 - People who are married but have their own independent sexual arrangements outside the marriage. Affairs, one might stands etc
2 - People in an open marriage, i.e swingers
MFS by Pseudonymous Bags October 24, 2012
Newton's Palm
to perform Newton's Palm, you start by gripping on your dingus while on any bumpy road and letting the natural gyrations do the work
Newton's Palm by Larry Steelmeat July 21, 2017
Waifu Tax
It is the financial expenditures one must undertake in order to prove one's love and admiration for a particular waifu. Such expenditures may consist of sexy body pillows, figures of your Waifu in a bikini, posters of your waifu in a bikini, etc.