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Gibtard 

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A slur used toward everyone except the person using the word. It can only be used by people with a name starting with the letter "T" and ending with the letter "H." Otherwise, the term will be coined as "truly offensive," and the user will have their left tibia shattered by the underground organization called the colonial cock crushers.
"That guy Nick is such a Gibtard 🙏"
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oaffoon 

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Half oaf, half buffoon. A boorish loudmouth of limited mental capacity who often embarrasses him/herself.
Dude 1: "Not only does my boss constantly interrupt me, but he also has no fucking clue what he's talking about. His incompetence and stupidity are glaringly apparent to everyone but him. And yesterday when he called me into his office it smelled distinctly of feces."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I heard he recently was elected to the presidency of the local oaffoonery society. He truly elevates idiocy, incompetence, and obnoxiousness to such a profound degree that it's almost an artform."

Dude 1: "What a fucking oaffoon."

Dude 2: "Yup. Pass the blunt?"
oaffoon by lee harvey shmoswald October 16, 2010
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Brittney 

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A smelly old hag
Ew look at brittney :(
Brittney by YEETY SKEETY 101 November 4, 2020
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Dallen 

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Small dick
He has a dallen
Dallen by Big d boooooooyyyyy May 1, 2020
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jkl

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1. just kidding loser
2. just kidding lol
3. that one guy Johnny Depp played in that SpongeBob episode
1. P1: ILY
P2:Really!?!?!?!
P1: JKL
P2: :'(

2. P1:Ur my best friend!
P2: I Hate you!!!!
P1: :(
P2: JKL

3. Johnny Depp character: that was your first lesson in surfing.

SpongeBob & Patrick: WOW.
jkl by xxx~Nemo~xxx July 26, 2009
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oprah winfrey 

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Seems to be the god of america, legends and echos in the media and movies...jokes we english do not get. also has not touched australia. Her show seems to be comparable to doc phil or jerry springer and other philostein TV. America's love affair with talk shows with no real point continues....apparently she does clothes and sings now too but we brits know nothing of it!
(charles): I loved that moviue but I didnt get the joke with the black woman

(hank) boy howdy. that was oprah winfrey you limey, lord of amrica.

(charles) I see...
oprah winfrey by Marcus Ditzel September 24, 2006
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Parent Friend

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It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.

They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble
"Jamie is such a parent friend, their always worrying about us getting in trouble"
Parent Friend by IceTea124 December 3, 2022
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