Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.

We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"

Marriage Goggles by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012

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Rock-Muncher

An insult directed towards Cypriots

You're a rock-muncher

Rock-Muncher by Jmacac January 10, 2026

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feighut

1. A more aggressive insult to a homosexual than faggot
2. What many people in our school became after leaving uni
3. A character on WCW wrestling

Definition 1:
Ho is a feighut, he just doesn't know it yet
Definition 2:
After school ended, all the feighuts came out the close in a mass exodus.

feighut by Blackstump November 13, 2003

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Back in your box bitch

for a woman to get back in the kitchen

Louise, get back in your box bitch

Back in your box bitch by 0Mentos0 June 13, 2010

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cyber leprosy

a condition you have when your friends do not return your emails, instant messages, or texts.

I have sent a dozen emails to my best friend and she won't respond. I think I have cyber leprosy.

cyber leprosy by Lady Cupcake June 15, 2009

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Hewehmunja

"He who makes the Lord jealous"; a holy word only spoken in the heavens; a name given to he who understands all things that only God was meant to know

The Hewehmunja has the most horrible and tortured human life on Earth.

Slang/Informal: What's up, my 'munja!?

Hewehmunja by Another Bort May 7, 2019

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Grossdressing

The act of cross-dressing gone wrong big time.

A Grossdresser may be:

A guy dressing up as a girl looking like a guy dressing up as a legally blind teenage hooker with gender issues.

A girl dressing up as a guy, ending up looking like a girl wearing her brother's throw-out-fit with glitter on it.

Grossdressing for you.

Grossdressing by Axt March 27, 2009

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Urban Dictionary

Marriage Goggles

Rock-Muncher

feighut

Back in your box bitch

cyber leprosy

Hewehmunja

Grossdressing