The frosting on a cake post cake fart. Due to the cake farting process in which a person rips some good sphincter rumbles, the frosting becomes carbonated.
You gonna eat that carbonated frosting after Keely finishes her cake farts?
Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.