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Urban Dictionary

Masturspacion 

The art of jerking off at night time while laying outside looking at the stars, and ejaculating at the exact moment when you realize how big the universe really is.
My masturspacion last night included a climax where I got sperm on some aliens!
Masturspacion by MarkTwainsScrotom November 26, 2010

Devil Face 

Devil face is an expression used to describe the awesome awesomeness of a thing/person/situation.

The expression Devil Face is usually accompanied with a "rock'n roll" hand sign positioned right in front of the forehead (knuckles facing the forehead).

The expression "Devil Face" may also be used as a substituent for expressions like: "Whatup?" "Hi-5" and "Pound-it".
Dude1: DUUUDE, I'm totally getting laid tonight!!!
Dude2: DEVIL FACE!!!!
Devil Face by DASUPERREALMAN September 23, 2009
Dude, what a damfwag Artibald is, he doesn’t even know what the fuck to do with a gun.
damfwag by Your dads side piesce January 28, 2023
a fully mechanical being that does not have an artificial intelligence but instead a soul in ut
"turns out the robot is a soulbot!"-an idiot
soulbot by Müziklol69 December 13, 2023

bissies  

of liverpool united kingdom origin

used as slang for policeman in liverpool uk plural, bissie is singular. ie pigs, plod , bacon bobbies. fuzz.

often see bouncing round liverpool city centre like there fucking rocky , until a bit of trouble starts then they leg it off in pretending there has been a rape.

also patrol mid day when all the old ladies are about but as soon as it turns dark they disappear like the fat shithouses that they are.

often used by younger generation of
people.
john: 'hey lad those's bissies are chasing us for fuck all'.

lennon:'well lets be fair we did firebomb the mosque , kick an imam in the bollocks and set fire to Nasser Hussein'.

john:'exactly lad wtf is up'

lennon:'its political correctness gone mad if you ask me'.

bissies by sovereign the killer December 24, 2008
Mugesh is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet! He will always be there for you when your feeling down , he may be rude at times but he will only be rude to people who make fun of people he loves.He is loved by everyone he as no Ego. Mugesh can’t stand when they see someone they love feel sad or is made fun of , he will always help there loved ones out! He’s superrr cute and has a great personality!
Ohh shit look girls here comes Mugesh
mugesh by Ases November 23, 2021
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