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Urban Dictionary

gaffooble-gunk 

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.
eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!
gaffooble-gunk by CookieThief August 11, 2010

tilly and the wall 

1. an amazing band from omaha on conor oberst's new label, team love. they forego a drummer and instead use the talents of a band member's tap dancing for percussion.

2. to be incredibly inventive and original.
1. everytime i listen to tilly and the wall, it makes me wanna tap dance too.

2. i cant believe you just thought of that! youve been tilly-ing it up lately with your ideas!
tilly and the wall by arwen July 22, 2004

Mistercharless 

Also goes by the name "sjnez" Mistercharless is probably most known as the annoying kid who wore those minecraft shirts in the back of the class and only talks about five nights at freddy's. He has made several urban's on himself saying he was the best pvper in 8b8t, by several I mean 9-10. And has also made several urbans on players he didn't like, and any thing any body doesn't know that he does, he thinks they are stupid. Also might have brain damage.
guy 1: oh this Mistercharless person made an urban dictionary on me

guy 2: same
Mistercharless by FAKEKRUNK October 19, 2020

Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

Salad fingers 

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.
I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers
Salad fingers by john mugster March 17, 2019

prospect 

any potential girl you want to get with or date
Kenny: Yo, I met this hot chick last night, I'm thinkin bout' makin her a prospect.

Matt: As long as she's chill bro.
prospect by -0 January 2, 2010
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