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Urban Dictionary

loft-bananna 

A retard starving artist who lives in the city and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These faggots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis.
loft-bananna by cameronistough December 28, 2005

TomathyInnit 

TommyInnit but adding "ath" between the letter M and Y.
TomathyInnit is a 17 year old who simps for W O M A N. He also wants to box KSI!

TomathyInnit: hello i will fight you innit?
KSI: yes.
TomathyInnit by InvisGamer May 21, 2021

Dirt bender 

Someone who defecates on another person
Odell Beckham ordered several dirt benders to his hotel room last night
Dirt bender by Poop fetish September 22, 2020
a very small town north of orlando, florida known for smelling of human excrement and for its incredibly cocky residents who proclaim "Apopka is the shit" (which is rather ironic). Named after the most polluted lake in central florida(lake apopka). supposedly apopka means "the big potato" in some native american dilect.
"my god! what is that smell? we must be in apopka!"
"i'm from apopka... unfortunately"
apopka by jwho? May 17, 2006
A grahm cracker vanilla marketing campaign.
I'm going to use gramilla marketing tatics to take over the world with my crappy website.

mushyheadz 

oral sex
yo gyal you gwarn sort mushyheadz
mushyheadz by duppy~bwoy June 16, 2003

Mottolaphoneism

Mottolaphoneism is a sexual fetish that involves deriving erotic pleasure from confiscating megaphones. It may involve violent assault and/or verbal abuse of peaceful protesters.
Pig #1: “Sgt. Mottola is bricked up again, he must have got his hands on another megaphone.”
Pig #2: “Mottolaphoneism is cool, but I prefer Agalmatophilia.”
Mottolaphoneism by Nypdkkkidf December 25, 2023