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Anal return

A firm slap on the arse following a failed high five.

If one attempts to high five another but fails, he must promptly slap the fellow high fiver on the buttocks thus providing the Anal return.

by lukaduka September 25, 2006

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the most beautiful, stunning, funny, loving, incredible human being you will meet. She will blow you away with her goddess beauty and is the most badass you will ever meet her name means warrior goddess and don't ever hurt her. Take your chance now and never ever let her go. She will love you forever.

wow, that must be a Hjordis, she looks stunning today.

by blake collins October 11, 2020

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skinhead skeet

when you put ky all over your cock and balls and rub it all over a bald chicks head until you release your fluids all up in her dome.

i gave that chick with breast cancer a skinhead skeet last night after we did drugs and shit.

by the masked wrestler November 6, 2010

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Harrowing

Intense, dangerous

Williams: Man, takin' that hill was harrowing!
Thompson: Shut it soldier we got VC all around us.

by LookAtJohnWillJa August 17, 2010

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Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.

“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”

by dWilfE January 1, 2019

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