Urban Dictionary

The stupidest way to spell Isaiah ever. Who the hell even spells it like this???? Iz-ai-HA. Like cmon now. Bffr

Håvard is a Norwegian male name only given to the most intelligent and sexy beings. Every Håvard has mental depression and deep anxiety. However, all the Håvards are extremely handsome, muscular and uber sexy

A conservative Bush-lovin town in California that would be voted off the island if on "Survivor" (if California was an island)

DANVILLE stands for:
D- daddy's got money, mommy's got booty (after a lot of plastic surgery)
A- assholes who pick on poor people and listen to bad music
N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles
V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited)
I- intelligence...nonexistant
L- lets go to Berkeley, I wished I lived there, it's such a ghetto-ass town, we can buy cheap weed and go shopping at a thrift store and pretend we're cool ass punk rockers
L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are
E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around

by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree

When you just feel like sludging

The situation you face during diarrhea and dysentery. Mostly synonymous to diarrhea and dysentery to the people in Indian Subcontinent.

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.

BNOMFL Means: Best Night of My F*cking Life