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DoucheSLRbag

A photographer gifted with reasonably sophisticated equipment but poor judgment and social skills, often also with mediocre (or worse) photography skills, who takes great pleasure of making an ass of himself not only in public but among other photographers. A DoucheSLRbag will approach you in public, not to be friendly, but to offer his critique on why he thinks you're not going to get good photographs. A DoucheSLRbag will also make use of Internet forums and social media in an attempt to call attention to how much better a photographer he thinks he is than others, but more often than not does a better job of calling attention to his own shriveled and shrunken skills in the field.
I was trying to take snapshots at a performance and some DoucheSLRbag interrupted me to tell me I'm doing it all wrong and with the wrong kind of camera.
by HaarvAard July 21, 2013
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Twouche

Person A: "Hi, do you like my new crombie t-shirt, it 's so ACE! I feel so cash in it!"

Person B: "Shut up you fucking Twouche!"
by Sforce-smashT May 16, 2009
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In A Fartbeat

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.
by Dumpology September 20, 2010
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one and done

A term used in sports to describe a team's performance in the playoffs when they win their first round game but lose in the second round.
The Seahawks may have beaten the Saints in the wild card round, but they're gonna be one and done when they lose to the Bears in the divisional round.
by flappergaster January 10, 2011
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chalk it down

from ireland.means to agree with something.its so true that you should chalk it down.
Paddy:Look at him,he's an awful tool.
Joe:Chalk it down
by shox October 14, 2004
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Fortnite

1.) THE SINGLE WORST GAME IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.
2.) A pile of shit.
3.) Cancerous garbage that 9 year olds and immature adults are addicted to.
4.) A game that doesn't deserve popularity.
5.) A PUBG Rip-off.
Mom: Billy! Stop playing Fortnite! You've been playing it for over 26 hours without stopping!
Billy: MOM SHUT DA FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO GET A VICTORY ROYALE!
Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A VICTORY ROYALE!?
Billy: SHUT DA FUUK UP! GET ME A DRINK, SLAVE!
Mom: *Gets a gun*
Billy: OH U THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME!?
Mom: *Shoots Billy*
Billy: *Dies*
by TheAngryNerd May 2, 2019
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beardboy

Just any douchebag who follows this current, lame beard trend, typically with a full pile of a dark brown or reddish-brown poop on his chin who is insecure about his masculinity and thinks he's God's gift to women because of it. These are the same kind of douchebags who wear a ballcap at a nice restaurant, while their girlfriend/wife is dressed to kill. To think that so many attractive, young women who dig these pathetic dudes is mind-blowing.
I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.
by T-Rex75 March 16, 2024
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