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Holmes

The nickname for your lunch aid that calls you and your friends things such as; “homeboy,” “fart,” “nerd,” and “barbecue sauce
Holmes: What’s up homeboy?

Me: Good?
Holmes: Go poop on yourself
by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018
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Absentenials

Millennials who blow off a scheduled meeting or class.
Many of the absentenials stayed home because they found the meeting unnecessary and counterproductive.
by Clemson prof May 2, 2017
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Jerky Curtains

(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky

they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper

shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
by akmeid April 10, 2010
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Jersey lady

Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.
"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."
by DanOShanter May 29, 2015
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La Manuela

Latin American slang in Spanish. "Manuela" is the name of someone's "girlfriend," who turns out to just be their hand. Used as an insult or as a self-roast, to denote loneliness.
"Yesterday I got laid."
"Oh yeah, by who, la Manuela?"
by hyperl0nk January 20, 2021
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Sarachek

A large basketball tournament in which the yeshiva league basketball team and “fans” congress in YU; an event in which you finally meet the person you’ve been snapping for the past year. At the game, be prepared to see your whole “family”— eskies, last lovers, fellow hoes, and spit sisters
Hey bro are you finally gonna get with her next week at sarachek??”
by Gafacwvysta March 6, 2019
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Schep Twin

One of an overbearing, over acheiving set of twins. They are VERRY short. With red hair.
Theorised that they should have been born as one whole person.
Synonym: leprechaun
The Scheps Twin is a little jerk.
by Dude February 2, 2005
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