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closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.
by Richard999 March 30, 2016
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flove

The act of loving someone but not quite fully ready to admit that you really love them. When your too nervous to admit Love.

The period of time before you admit you love someone. More then Friendship love but not ready to admit they are fully head over heels in love yet.
Flove you Baby
by Karen June 27, 2004
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Bill it

'to bill' means to catch a fish, take off your boot, then proceed to take your boot and put the fish inside. After the fish is in your boot you pull down your pants and fuck the live fish until your penis ends up killing the fish from suffocation, internal bleeding, and heart failure. Not really a common word but used when fishing by yourself and sexually frustrated.
"my girlfriend and I have dated for six months and still hasn't let me fuck, I might go bill a fish later tonight."

- i've been billing since I was a little 10, just bill it
by cousinfucker October 22, 2019
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mestado

1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.
1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.
by Evil Zak August 1, 2003
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Brown trousers

Usually worn by politics and economics teachers with exceptionally large behinds. Upon prenounciation, emphasis should be placed on the word "BROWN".
Right example: :)
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Jeremy: Check out those BROWN trousers

Wrong Example: >:0
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Penis: Check OUT those brown trousers
by Snekaing Chimp May 11, 2008
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Jesi

She is very beautiful, outgoing and courageous. She has the most amazing smile to light up your day! She is not the popular kind but has many close friends that mean a lot to her. She mostly enjoys doing things inside but does have a few favorite outside activities. She is ADDICTED to ice-coffee! She is not the most open person about her feelings and emotions but she has this one special person she will talk to about everything. She is the strongest most loving/caring person you will ever meet. She gets along with the male species much better than the female. She is very forgetful so don't be offended if she forgets your birthday or your bottle of vodka at home. Go find yourself a Jesi and take goo care of her :)
girl: Yo Jason have you met the new girl Jesi
Boy: Yessss! She has the most beautiful smile and laugh
Girl: Ya...But she literally has an ice-coffee anywhere and anytime

Boy: weird....
by Elyxtrix February 9, 2022
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WC

Stands for welcome on text , short way of saying welcome is to abbreviate the “wel” and the “come” with W and C.
Thank you for the cookies!”
“WC! :)”
by Poop and pee.org February 7, 2022
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