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blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.
Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.
by teh pope October 28, 2004
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pillow king

When a youn man around the age of 14 is caught masturbating to a porno by one of his friends... he will quickly cover up with a pillow in order to hide his tiny wang. Then try to act like nothing is wrong, he wasn't wackin' it. Then he will go to school and everyone will know about it and be called pillow king till he graduates.
Boy 1: Man i caught Cody jackin; it to some indian porn, that mofo covered his junk with a pillow....
Boy 2:Stupid pillow king
by Corey(shakeandbake) February 6, 2007
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poof panties

Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties
by Psychokay666 May 16, 2018
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EOMF

Abbreviation for the term "egg on my face." Shorthand for expressing a state of acute embarrassment.
1. I accidentally hit "reply all" to the company-wide email. EOMF
by Fleeegz November 19, 2020
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Joelie

An extremely smart and talented girl who has a big heart. Loves all of her friends and has the compassion and love to put others first. She’s always super fun to be around and will be there for you whenever you need her the most. She’s had an amazing personality and stands out in the crowd. She’s fun, smart, beautiful, loyal, kind, caring, happy, and outgoing. She’s one of the most amazing girls in the world and anyone lucky enough to have a joelie in their life is truly blessed. She is great with kids and loves life. She’s super thic and is always down for a good time.
She must be a joelie 😍
by Livin’Life January 19, 2019
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Cranberry bog

When your dicks so large you mess up her insides causing blood to esacpe her pussy
I fucked that chick so hard i gave her a cranberry bog.
by Sexythotinyogapants March 5, 2019
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milking the otter

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.
Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.
by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014
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