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by Techno War God March 17, 2008
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What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty.
Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?"
Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."
Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.
You: "What else is new?"
Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."
Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.
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Get the Xochi mug.The act of delivering an absolute montage of compliments to the desired subject. Often commonly done by method of awkward slam poetry. The best way to do this is to over exaggerate the flattery to the point of absolute cringe and disgust.
The exact opposite of roasting.
The exact opposite of roasting.
Hey bro, you're going to get a bad basting if you keep being such a good friend.
Basting you is my calling in life; how could I neglect the fact you've always been there for me through thick and thin; I need you in my life desperately, so much it hurts me deep down.
Basting you is my calling in life; how could I neglect the fact you've always been there for me through thick and thin; I need you in my life desperately, so much it hurts me deep down.
by Sir Benjamin Tennyson June 9, 2016
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Get the Choose a winner mug.A foreign name from the pacific islands. Whoever yields this name holds the biggest nose of all humanity. He can smell you a million miles away. Watch out.
John: Hey have you ever seen a Leupena ?
Jack: No, I hope not, because his nose is huge !
John: He can probably smell us aye?
Jack: Shhh ! I think he can smell us !
Jack: No, I hope not, because his nose is huge !
John: He can probably smell us aye?
Jack: Shhh ! I think he can smell us !
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