Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -

"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."

It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.

COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.

when you tell someone to turn around for what ever fake purpose(to check out a chick or to see if they know a person or to see a fight) when they realize that nothing is behind them they turn back around when they do you already have your middle finger in there face. so not only do they not see a fight but also get flipped off. its a great asshole-move.

The act of owning the shitty golden Gibraltar skin while performing the legendary emote like an absolute jackass.

A nickname for using chewing tobacco multiple times in a short perioid of time. It is the same as when people chain smoke multiple cigarettes likewise using chewing tobacco multiple times in one sitting. Chain Chomp is also a creature from various mario games.

A person who has ceased to live.

A large green or otherwise discolored bowel movement resulting from the consumption of heavily-dyed foods; such as cake frosting or some candies.

She is spectacular! She is a great, caring, and intelligent person! She will rock your world and her beauty kills. She'll be there when a friend is in need.