Urban Dictionary

someone who doesn't jump off a plank of wood every 3 seconds

A beautiful girl with an incredibly kind heart. She's always there for you when you need her.

A insult often aimed at women & teenage girls, & most of the time they are not even acting or dressing like a slag. Slag's dress & act like a prostitute, aka short skirts, 2 much make-up, high heel's, low cut top's, fish net tigh's(but they do luk kwl).

If you are NOT a slag and sum body calls you 1 just think:

Sexy
Lookin
And
Gorgeous

the name of someone who is almost abnormally cool upon birth they are blessed with protection: protection against cooties spread from women. quite a rare name

someone who is very bussy and cool

The consequence from having chosen to dine at Taco Via. More often than not the decision to eat at this establishment will result in "The Five Stages of Viarrhea":

(1) Happiness: Complete and blissful euphoria from having consumed such deliciousness.

(2) Fear: Having known that what you just ate probably wouldn't be recommended feed for most useless farm animals, you begin to wonder if you've made a drastic mistake.

(3) Bargaining: Though you haven't been to church since you were 10, you attempt to speak with God. As a last resort you promise to never look at online porn again if he allows the inevitable to pass without consequence.

(4) Anger: Now that you've realized that God doesn't exist, you're angry that something such as the "Taco Dog" does.

(5) Acceptance: Your fate is finally sealed. Your life has been moderately eventful. You contact your immediate family and say your goodbyes. You also track down "the one that got away" and confess your love.

How to thank someone who doesn't deserve the 'S' at the end of 'Thanks' or the 'You' at the end of 'Thank you.' A sarcastic 'Thank you'.

A llama that kills people and eats hands.