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nose whiskey

I had too much of the nose whiskey last night.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

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disco cold

nasal congestion which occurs in the morning after a night of snorting cocaine.

I'll be fine, it's just a disco cold.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

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dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

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dicksmack

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

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time suck

Waiting in line at the DMV was a total time suck.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

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chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.

Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.

by Craig October 30, 2002

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tellum

A reverse mullet; long hair in the front, and short hair in the back. A favorite hair style of red necks across Nebraska.

Mr. Kelly has a tellum.

by Poop Johnson October 30, 2002

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