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Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
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astrological cooking

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.
I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2022
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kyzha

A walking goddess in earth and very rare to have somewhat of a relationship with her, she is beautiful and gorgeous.
Kyzha is very special to me
by drokesmomandad May 31, 2017
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Vsco Girl

An annoying ass hoe who walks around in oversized shirts, pucka whatever necklace, a whole fucking hydro flask and says “sksksk and I oop and I oop😗”
There goes that annoying ass vsco girl.
That vsco girl can smd.
by notoscariaaac September 13, 2019
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Chasepace

Used to describe a swimmer that is not especially good but swims extremely fast in warmup and other slow sets.
Jim: Wow that Evan sure is fast.
Jack: No he just goes chasepace.
by kreature373 March 12, 2020
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pratekk

Pratekk is the most cutest guy. He is a kind of guy you can trust upon and he will always be there for you. He is cool and good in everything. He is the most adorable person you will ever meet. Sometimes he is a badass but he is good and someone you can rely upon. A very loving guy, he can love you by his full heart and can never let anyone he loves to go. He will always care for his lover and always chooses the right girl .
You know me pratekk p And i love u soo much
by Unbran reader November 25, 2021
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nose diver

when a man or woman goes down on a woman and he rubs her clit with his nose. Also, he or she can blow his or her nose in her vagina, referred to as the kleenex.
Yo last nite i totally did the nose diver on Sarah Robinson.
by matt Eapen September 21, 2006
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