Urban Dictionary

a drug used to lower inhibition in patients with severe anxiety-based phobias or prisoners in order to entice them to tell the truth about any questions asked

Texting while biking.

The day Michael Jordan scored 2 points in a blow out loss against the Lakers.

“It's a good thing Michael Jordan was wearing #23. LAL Coach Phil Jackson might not have recognized him otherwise.”

A ritualistic jam. A holy fuck. A bull with reverence. Part 1 of "D Process".
An eltomentoquackquack consists of nothing less than the most requistious sexing you can possibly receive.

The eltomentoquackquack is preferably performed on your birthday. It must be followed by a Winkballs to complete "D Process".

A person who is too perfect for words. No adjective could do them justice.

A name for a amazing and handsome guy. I know he does not believe that he is perfect in every way but i know deep down he believes it well at least i hope he does because it is the truth. This guy has put up with my crazy annoying self for almost 7 months now. I love him with all my heart and I always will. I promise.

I LOVE YOU DALTON, MY KING, MY BEAST, MY EVERYTHING.

you kiss your mother with that mouth