Urban Dictionary

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

The Largest gay sexual predator south of the border, Largest in more than one way.

Mehdzzi is a man who is da7uki w motanamir & can be very charming when he wants to. He is dark & beaugoss, although not at all tall. He is intelligent in many ways & a genius with computers w deriat zahwani wld 7ram zrag fal math but kinda sucks at spelling. He can be very khibra. He is m9awed all the time and a7ssan wa7d t3arfuu f 7yatek ou ila kan 3ndk 7afed 3lih w ila bgha chi w7da rah kibghiha mn 9lbuu.

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole

When a person is so obnoxious, so outrageously mean, that you just wanna slap the shit outta em. They be Figgin, Fuckin ignorant!

A Japanese girl, or her pussy to be more precise.

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!