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kneeslapper

something you use when a jokes not funny but you want to make the person feel better about themselves.
friend 1:why did the chicken cross the road
friend 2:idk why...
friend 1:to get to the other side
friend 2's mind:unfunniest shit ive ever heard god damn learn some humor
friend 2:wowee what a kneeslapper!oh geez you really got me with that one!!!
by angelkitty June 19, 2023
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Peanut Butter Lover

Another name for trailer trash in the hills of Tennessee who love to tug on ears of humans and dogs to encourage them to lick the peanut butter.
Come on Banger you peanut butter lover let me pull yo ears tween my legs. Slurp, Slurp.
by Sharika M. Goldstein October 3, 2009
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Jack

A guy who is good with computers is blonde and can run well
that guy ran a 5k in 30 minutes hes a jack
by bobephine September 22, 2023
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George Bush Welcome

being booed on arrival
"He certainly was expecting a round of applause, but he got a brutal George Bush Welcome."
by wannabeapanther February 7, 2009
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Farneeze

To pass gas and sneeze at the same time.
I just farneezed!
by Nikabod May 24, 2010
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Fuck it, do it live!

A phrase used to express one's careless desire to get something done.
Mike: "Yo D we gotta get that project done man."
Daniel: "Fuck it, do it live!"
by Small Papi December 31, 2011
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whore bait

A hot girl that picks you up only to intorduce you to her fat friends that are sitting in the corner of the bar. She intorduces you to them and then leaves you there and go's out to bait some more.
Hey, did u get that chicks number or what?
No, she was a fucking whore bait, fuckin slut.
by Bill B April 25, 2003
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