Urban Dictionary

a) noun: A goofy, oafy, Israeli guy who is easy to make fun of.
b) adjective: to say something so stupid it is beyond comprehension.

Pronounced
her few

A curfew placed upon a man by his wife girlfiend or ony other woman (see whipped)

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

A very powerful little stone that is capable of controlling reality, mostly used by Our Lord and Savior Infinite

I could have dropped my croissant

The one piece of content at the bottom of a website that contributes nothing to the function of the site, but the marketing team said it has to be there, and it's so awful it may even turn people away from the site.

Crippling, but it's said by either a toddler or a teenager with a voice crack