Urban Dictionary

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When you suddenly feel a wave of diarrhea coming. Usually followed by late nights of gaming and/or drinking.

Presidential candidates are required to say something along the lines of, "I'm X, and I approve of this message" at the end of their respective audio advertisements.

Po, one of four empty-headed Teletubbies who can barely speak any English, is just the opposite. She rejects all of your notions, no matter how important you think they are.

(I) Swear To Fucking God

A person who judges someone for liking My Little Pony

The Sunseri mafia was formed by immigrants who descended from Italy in the early 1900’s. They settled in Pittsburgh and began working with locals through loans which later came to grow their wealth. Throughout their time in Pittsburgh they began opening small deli shops that only sold provolone. It was the head of the mafias favorite type of cheese. As their deli shops grew in popularity they began laundering money through them in order to maintain power. To this day only a few remain after many died of syphilis in the mid 1900’s. One shop remains and can be found in Pittsburgh, to those who haven’t been you should check it out.

the worst person on earth you will ever meet