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by dirtydan305 May 10, 2016
Get the cherry rumplet mug.a woman who, once in a while in the animal kingdom of human females, supercedes the cougar. the jaguar status is attained when plastic surgery begins to be had to "correct" previous procedures. face lifts and botox have become so frequent that the jaguar often looks asian. unlike the cougar, who the mid 20's-30's male can see as possibly acceptable after a dozen beers, the jaguar only gets worse in the eyes of the viewer, and eventually ends up as almost a cartoon character of themselves.
Melissa Rivers is a cougar Joan Rivers is a jaguar.
see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)
see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)
by caitlinh October 3, 2006
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