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Tragedy Averted

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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dildo deflector

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.
I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.
by zackola January 13, 2008
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david experience

To be naked when you're by yourself
by Jxysjg bxjjxnsjxjndnxnx April 21, 2018
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hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
by JadeMemory November 20, 2015
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chomg

the new omg and zomg (oh my gosh). showing shock
"Chomg!!!!!i cant believe they all use aimbot >.<"
by Adgemopants April 7, 2007
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pog

it originated on twitch, but now all of the mcyt community says it. if you are pog, you have officially passed the vibe check.
by I AM SO WEIRD LMAO February 26, 2021
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FTL

An abbreviation popular around many colleges in the United States. FTL stands for Fuck The Lambs. The Lambs are a particularly preppy and douche bag oriented fraternity that goes by Lambda Chi Alpha.
Did you see all those lambs dressed up like douche bags?

Yeah man, FTL.
by lambroast October 9, 2009
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