zmanning 

-To derail a thread in a very idiotic fashion reminiscent of the totsean Zman.
-To make a completely idiotic comment that is inarguable yet blatantly wrong.

...and then he said "the Iraq war is totally justified", and I told him to stop zmanning the thread.

zmanning by nshanin April 5, 2009

Zhanning 

To act within a deviant manner - to act in a casually socially unacceptable way.

People who Zhan are referred to as Zhanners.

Dude 1: "Hey, has anyone done the assignment for tomorrow?"
Dude 2: *Sends picture of naked Goku to the group chat*
Dude 3: "Nahhhh bro he's zhanning"

Zhanning by BetaNerd March 1, 2022

The Zhanning 

The 2nd of May, where all acts of Zhanning are allowed with no consequences. Like the purge, but for Zhanning.

Today is The Zhanning - All Zhanning today on the 2nd of May is legal and will have no consequences.

The Zhanning by BetaNerd May 1, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016