zlang zlang

When a man wears a strap on backwards and has sex with two chicks at the same time. When he goes out he goes in, when he goes in he goes out. He is the master.

Nolan: Hey Dave you won't believe what Ashley and Ariana did with me last night!
Dave: What? Knit scarfs?
Nolan: No! So they pulled out this strap on and-
Dave: Boy you let them fuck you up the ass?!
Nolan: Naw I wore it backwards and fucked them both at the same time!
Dave: What did it sound like?
Nolan: Zlang zlang!!!

zlang zlang by CaptainNemoTheNarwhal November 14, 2013

zjang zjang 

word used to imitate the sound guitars make in metal songs or to state how metal a song is.

"Zjang zjang motherfucker"

zjang zjang by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Mike Zhang 

adj:To be a guy who is really good at basketball
v:playing basketball

guy one: how did you break My ankles
guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.

Mike Zhang by Hiadwer December 9, 2018

Kevin Zang 

The most awesome man to every exist, and if your name is Kevin Zang your super cool and great at basketball

Wow I wish I was like Kevin Zang

Kevin Zang by Big hairline October 22, 2020

Boris Zhang 

the biggest gigachad in existence, their average height is a whopping 7 foot 7, with bulging muscles harder than titanium and the size of basketball, it is not advised that you get within 200 feet to a Boris Zhang as the sheer big dick energy that they radiate is enough to power New York City for 26 years and vaporises anyone who dares approach them.

person 1: OMG I saw a Boris Zhang yesterday

person 2: Holy heck I thought they were mythological creatures!

Boris Zhang by Gl1zzy g0bbler July 2, 2021

Stanley Zhang 

A pretty chill guy.

Do you know Stanley Zhang he is a pretty chill dude.

Stanley Zhang by Mattcamfan42069 February 7, 2020

Frank Zhang 

Frank Zhang is one of the seven demigods of the Prophecy of the Seven. He is part of the Heroes of Olympus series and is the most underrated character. He is a son of Mars, the Roman god of war.

Gods, Frank Zhang is so underrated! He and Hazel Levesque could literally kill an entire army while holding hands and looking cute! Frazel is life!!!

Frank Zhang by HIYAWITCH May 1, 2015