When a man wears a strap on backwards and has sex with two chicks at the same time. When he goes out he goes in, when he goes in he goes out. He is the master.
Nolan: Hey Dave you won't believe what Ashley and Ariana did with me last night!
Dave: What? Knit scarfs?
Nolan: No! So they pulled out this strap on and-
Dave: Boy you let them fuck you up the ass?!
Nolan: Naw I wore it backwards and fucked them both at the same time!
Dave: What did it sound like?
Nolan: Zlang zlang!!!
Dave: What? Knit scarfs?
Nolan: No! So they pulled out this strap on and-
Dave: Boy you let them fuck you up the ass?!
Nolan: Naw I wore it backwards and fucked them both at the same time!
Dave: What did it sound like?
Nolan: Zlang zlang!!!
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guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.
guy two because I am Batman
guy one: now you, fuck you I am talking about him
guy three: Because I am MIKE ZHANG BOIIIIIIIII.
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