He is a loving and kind animal, who cares for his people and he’s always calm, he protects his family and trust me you don’t want to get on his bad side!!!
A Zendere is a person who simps over a character in their life named "Zen" or a with a name close to "Zen". They usually claim to be 'in-love' with said "Zen", without any backup proof.
The term first came from the popular song made by Not literally. The song was sadly unnamed and showed to an audience of 10k on Youtube for 4 hours before it disappeared.
A zendere is a person who is a simp for someone who’s name is (or is similar to) zen. This zen could be a real or fake person and they are typically very hot. In most cases, the zendere’s name starts with the letter R. The first zendere was a simp for the zen from the dating game ‘mystic messenger’ as he is defined as ‘the best zenny of them all’.
Person R: zen is so hot!! I love him so much!
Person A: stop being such a zendere!
Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then take a shit on there chest.
JP was with this girl and gave her an old zender bending, she never talked to him again.
A great sportsman and extremely athletic and fit. He pulls all the boys and is especially good at the zender bender. He is also a great rugby player and is often referred to as a brick wall.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.