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zakock means a penis that is below 3 inches in length when fully erect and resembles a gherkin.

prostitute says "OMG looks ats zakock its so smalls (french sounding accent) hows will this gives me pleasure." I give you money back lol.

by No use your real name December 07, 2009

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