`z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-]=\alskdjfhg 

bruh
brother
please

you LITERALLY typed THAT
HOW
HOW even
it DOESN'T even make SENSE

bob: `z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-=\alskdjfhg

*bob goes to mental hospital*

`z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-]=\alskdjfhg by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 7, 2023

q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0a0s9d8f7g6h5j4k3l2;1z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0 

when you're so incredibly mind-bogglingly bored that you decide to innovate on different combinations on the keyboard, and realize that urban dictionary doesn't have this one.

i'd consider this the 2nd highest stage of boredom, just below literally going onto a random string generator and seeing if you can make it say a word or two.

im bored of writing this essay *hops onto new tab and types "q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0a0s9d8f7g6h5j4k3l2;1z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0" *

q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0a0s9d8f7g6h5j4k3l2;1z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0 by hill sawyer March 25, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016