Z bonics 

The language you speak when sitting sideways on massive quantities of xanax, or more commonly z bombs.

Sasquatch: Hey eben are you sure you can eat all those z bombs and still communicate?

Eben: Don't worry trick, i been practicin my z bonics since the third grade.

Z bonics by the real dicky pringle January 27, 2010

z bonics 

A girl that speaks in Ebonics or Ebony Phonics

"The girl I was talking to last night talked in z bonics...funny thing was that she was white...."

z bonics by Jotomexican January 9, 2008

z-bonics 

A way to talk in which the person speaking uses z's at the end or middle of words. Also one may throw z's and z words into the middle of any conversation. Spoken mainly by the equestrian staff in Mountaintop Pa, and Cajuns down south.

"Yo, Jill hand me those shoezzzz"

"Hello, Zip,Zop, beep bop, i gotszzz two ticketszzz to the Lakerszzz game."

"Them some nice hedgeclipperszzz"

"Dude doesn't Bill Cosby speak z-bonics"

z-bonics by Dino321 May 20, 2008