your nan

1. An insult used in Coventry (A Place in England)and possibly across the UK but i cannot be sure.. because i got tired of doing "your mum"

Sto - "Ahhh i just shit in your house"
Me - "I just shit on your nan"

Me - "i need a shit, i'll be a while"
Sto - "Why?"
Me -"Cause your nan lives kinda far away"

Me - "Guv, i fisted your nan"
Guv - "My nan's dead"
Me - "I guess that's why she didn't move around alot"

Based on actual events.

by Hazbuk November 02, 2007

YOUR NAN

A better come back than "YOUR MOM"

Person1:what time is it.

Person2:YOUR NAN

by WAGGY MAN March 30, 2018

Your Nan

A gigantic cunt who sucks cock and gobbles testicles, probably got cancer too.

Person 1: “Fuck you!”
Person 2: “you’re just like your nan”

by Edgar Alan Poe October 14, 2021

Your Nan

A joke like Yo Mama, expect fitted around to mainly suit the English people, meaning Your (correct grammar) and Nan which is commonly used by the Brits/English community. Originated from an Asian (brown) who just randomly said it to someone. Can be used as a substitute for the more meaner 'Yo Mama'. As you can tell from the grammar, this was written by a Brit.

Person 1: Yo Mama's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Duuuudddee
Person 1: Oh right, sorry. Your Nan's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Betterrr

Boy 1: OI! I did your Nan last night!
Boy 2: My Nan's dead...
Boy 1: She wasn't last night!

by yxeshctib November 29, 2013

your nan

its your nan

your nan is old

by ProtoH15 May 07, 2021

Your Nan

"Your Nan" is used as a past tense abrefiation of you mum. Used mostly by the older generations

Person 1:How r u?
Person 2:Your Mum
Person 1:"You Nan"
Person 2:YOur nans mum

by BigLui1 October 24, 2008

your nan

The British way to say "your mom"

In any response to a situation...

ally: ..so yeah. that shirt that trina wore today was SOooo ugly.

jade: your NAN was SOooo ugly!!!

Caree: OHHH snap!

by Caree October 15, 2006