If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds
by No u lol March 14, 2018
When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.
Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
by 3 men n a lady April 2, 2017
Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?
Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?
Etc.
Bill: What's your mum?
Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?
Etc.
by Letty : ) April 17, 2008
Teacher: Hey! Why do you have your-uhm- uh- THINGY!(Pokémon item )
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚
by ¿DiorMia? September 18, 2021
The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”
I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so
(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)
I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so
(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)
by Vicelamd January 15, 2023