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you're cut 

Exclamation used to show disapproval or to emphasize failiure, used after the subject has just said or done something incredibly stupid.

Derived from the concept of being "cut" from a team, play, band, class, etc. The implication is that the subject has not demonstrated a satisfactory level of competence. In this way, "you're cut" is similar to "you fail at life" and similar exclamations.

The group from which the subject is "cut" is intentionally left open for interpretation.

(NB: "You're cut" is often accompanied by the "scissors" hand gesture.)
Person A: "Hey guys! I just told Derek about the party next friday."
Person B: "Fuck!"
Person C: "Aw shit."
Person D: "Way to go, Person A. That was supposed to be Derek's suprise party, remember?"
Person A: "Oops."
(pause)
Person D: "You're cut. You're just cut. You're so cut."
you're cut by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number? 

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

you're kinda cute... 

A phrase floppy or milfer say when they feel like acting gay by using a strange voice.
cone, your kinda cute...

have you seen that milf? she's kinda cute...

did you see me moosing that abuela? it was kinda cute...

You're not cutting the mustard

A boomer phrase of undeterminable origin, It pretty much means you're wrong or bad.
*Does something incorrectly*
Boomer: "You're not cutting the mustard"
Me: "Ok Boomer"

youre cut off 

This is like saying fuck you to someone, or like telling them that you dont fuck with them anymore (you dont associate with them).

This phrase is best said when somebody is trying to explain themselves to you for doing something foul, but you literally cut them off in the middle of it by saying this.
You went and got her a big elephant even though I WAS THE ONE who found out she loves elephants and I was gonna buy her a small one for her birthday?? Thats foul, man... YOURE CUT OFF!!!
youre cut off by TheBx41 September 17, 2012
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