all you can eat

A challenge.

All you can eat? Are you sure you really want to see how much I can eat?

by non-celebrity inside joke June 3, 2009

all you can eat

Place where one never stomachs enough food to get his money's worth.

Just been to an all you can eat restaurant...I think I'm going to be sick.....

by City rider December 13, 2003

you gonna eat that chair

stereotypical fat people talk

You gonna eat that chair?

by agent armchair June 9, 2017

all-you-can-eat

A marketing term that is used to lure people into eating at a buffet.

Let's go to the buffet! It's all-you-can-eat!

by FunkyGoodThyme May 31, 2005

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

all-you-can-eat

buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap

-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...

by artichokegal June 8, 2005

you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 4, 2018