Stands for Yawning My Ass Off. When you're so bored/tired while talking to somebody that you just have to ymao.
Guy1: The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are nothing else than grandiose thoughts.....
Guy2: What the...? *Ymao*
Guy2: What the...? *Ymao*
by Iceyb129 August 30, 2010
Yikes-ing my ass off
To be used in uncomfortable situations where one would typically respond with "yikes", but its 2017.
To be used in uncomfortable situations where one would typically respond with "yikes", but its 2017.
"ymao that was so awkward"
by WOKEbitch November 20, 2017