Ymao 

Stands for Yawning My Ass Off. When you're so bored/tired while talking to somebody that you just have to ymao.

Guy1: The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are nothing else than grandiose thoughts.....
Guy2: What the...? *Ymao*

Ymao by Iceyb129 August 30, 2010

YMAO 

Yikes-ing my ass off

To be used in uncomfortable situations where one would typically respond with "yikes", but its 2017.

"ymao that was so awkward"

YMAO by WOKEbitch November 20, 2017

ymaom

Your mine and only mine

Naw bro, ymaom

ymaom by SomeRand0m._kid0nTheInternet._ November 24, 2022

YMAOFAWITYNT 

You made an only fans account when I told you not to

YMAOFAWITYNT DAMN SIMP

YMAOFAWITYNT by Sscup May 20, 2021