yelsew

An austrian sex position in which the one partner grabs the top of two two baby saplings so that they bend, but he or she is still off the ground. Then the second partner inserts them self under the first partner and continuously ram up and down until the partner on top yodels, SSSSEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!

For Alex and Jennifer go up to the mountains and enjoy yelsewing eachother until they start an avalanche.

yelsew by Etan Anorange December 14, 2009

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yelse

An Australian word started at Xavier College, Melbourne that means 'as if', and denotes disbelief. Can be used widely. Can also be used instead of 'rolled','wrecked' or 'owned'

Tim: I could have any girl in this room.
Matt: Yelse! (or Yelse you could).

'Yeh he totally yelsed me' (proved me wrong)

'He's in need of a yelsing' (needs to be put in his place)

Jon: Let's go to the football.
Pat: Yelse to that! (No let's not!)

yelse by stub004 July 6, 2004

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yellew

something that is....and cannot be defined by mere human logic.

"Dude,...that is SOOO yellew" or "Your shoes smell of yellew"

yellew by Chigdisser September 10, 2004

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Yellewa

An absolutely charming person. Very talkative, lovely and nice to be around. (S)he is someone you can definitely trust and share information with (because they forget).

Your life is not complete until you meet a Yellewa.

Yellewa by Not_your_average_human March 5, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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