wyck 

that nigga that is always smoking it up, blazen that herb, and not givin a fuck. tends to say things like "JUST BALZE". A dumb ass. lives on lots o land, and somtimes a ass

that blazer is obviously wyck

wyck by TheCartographer September 24, 2014

Van wyck Jhs 

Ever thought movies about schools being so bad were fake well your wrong. Van wyck is really that bad, full of thotts, people thirsty for nudes, kids who lost their virginity at 13, fake people(mostly girls), drugs , and people from jjhs trying to get nudes from vw kids. You can even have a former pornstar as a teacher, every teacher is shit, wann be depressed and stressed then stay here.

10 years from now

Friend: I’ve been through hell
Me: Oh I went to van wyck Jhs also what year did you go?

Van wyck Jhs by Daddy kong January 22, 2019

wycked 

To be hellishly awesome. One of the greatest and cheesiest ways of describing something cool that most likely has something to do with the '80s. You "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" fans know exactly what I mean...

Also can be said to alert others of a nice beard in the area.

"Holy shit! Did you see that wycked wizard fighting an orc on the moon with lightning poster?"

(Some dude walks by with a beard that looks like its from a fantasy novel series) (Friend looks at other friend with an impressed look on his face), "Wycked..."

wycked by Hidden Lawyer December 28, 2007

wyckoff 

Wyckoff is an upper-class area of New Jersey. Home to Christians, Catholics, some Jews, Asians, and maybe one black person. It has 13 churches, and one temple. Extremely wealthy, especially the new part of town. It's a great place to raise your kids, because you don't have to worry about them getting into any trouble. There are just as many snobs, spoiled brats, high-matience, and "ghetto" kids as there are in some other towns, though. Kid's closets have A+F, Hollister, and Juicy written all over them. Kids play sports...mainly soccer. Good Schools, and people go to Ramapo to get sports schlorships, and not much else. The town to hang out in after school is Ridgewood. A lot of stay-at-home-moms, toddlers, and hard working dads. Wyckoff sounds kinda snobby, but it's a great town.

girl:i've heard of wyckoff before. it sounds like a great town.
boy: HELLZ YEAH! wyckoff kicks ass bitches!

why cough when you can sneeze? haha!

wyckoff by wyckoff girl xoxo December 25, 2005

wyckoff 

What a man does every night.

Who needs a woman when I can just wyckoff??

wyckoff by GeekBirth March 21, 2013

wyckoff 

Located in Bergen County, New Jersey, the lovely town of Wyckoff is more than anyone could ever hope for. Children get the finest education starting in kindergarten at Lincoln, Coolidge, Washington, or my personal favorite, Sicomac, where the "smart" kids go. Eisenhower Middle School is the place to slack off as you hide in the bathrooms during recess and steal water at lunch, not because you have to considering your parents are loaded, but just so you can feel badass. Ramapo High School is the place to be, but some tools choose to spend their four years at Indian Hills instead. You'll wear True Religion, Sevens, Juicy, Polo, Lacoste, Hollister, Abercrombie And Fitch, Free People, Lucky, and any other brand of clothes that will cost at least two-hundred for an outfit. You'll find tricked out cars in Ramapo's student parking lot and superlative night is the chance to tear on the people you've hated for years.

We're bitches and assholes, yes. But we're hot and rich, so unlike you, we get away with it.

Bitty- I live in Wyckoff
Bitty2- Damn.

wyckoff by bitttyyyyy November 15, 2006

van wyckin' it 

Going to the airport; traveling by airplane. The main route to New York City's JFK Airport is the Van Wyck Expressway.

-Where are you going over vacation?
-I'm van wyckin' it to Miami.

-Are you coming home early today?
-No, I have to van wyck it because Dohn's coming back from Europe tonight.

van wyckin' it by CP12 January 28, 2006