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A safe place to smoke with others...a gathering spot of like minded individuals to indulge and converse. A "weed-suite"
The friends looked all over town in search of a wuite so they could chill and relax.
wuite by Yosemite Herb Company December 18, 2016

White Queenz 

A Song Written By. & Performed By. Sketch A Peaze

-White Queenz are The New Beyonces

-White Queenz are The Snowbunny Pawg

-They Are Better Then Any Other Women out there

Zero Maintenance
Zero Attitude
Zero Child Support
Zero Of Playing No Games

Zero Irrational
These Are Qualities That Makes White Queenz And There Perfection For Brotha's and Cholos Alike.
White Queenz is The Ivory Mother of the Earth, Stop Treating Her Dirt, White Queenz Is The Essence of The Social Network Universe Let Her Voice Be Heard

White Queenz Stay On Top No Stop, Cause There Are People That Want To Take Your Throne To Heart Your Soul
- Sketch A Peaze
White Queenz by I.S Akbar December 5, 2018

White boi J 

Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)
EXAMPLE:

Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

__

Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”

white boi J is an unusual rapper
White boi J by Unknown marsupial December 13, 2021

White boi J 

Junior Grimes (J grimes) that one SoundCloud rapper/ kid that DOES EVERYTHING even if it’s morally reprehensible or disturbing, but it don’t matter because the world is his oyster and he’s above human understanding and beyond divine comprehension

J grimes is that rare white rapper who has more enemies than allies, if he’s not dead on the outside then he’ll be dead inside soon…though i wouldn’t count on since he’s an unstoppable force of destruction

@juniortrooper69 (tik toker “j bravo”, junior Grimes)
Guy 1: Hey that white boi J is hella trash go egg his house and his car!

Guy 2: yeah cmon let’s get the boys and ruin his image

*sirens coming*

Guy 3: oh shit it’s the police!

Guy 1: somebody ratted us out, a traitor ?

__

Meanwhile: *junior sipping tea in his chair*

Heheheheh, I AM ALWAYS A THOUSAND STEPS AHEAD, for I am omnimalevolent

Junior grimes Aka “white boi J”
White boi J by Unknown marsupial November 25, 2021

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus.
Yep…that about covers it.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus equals The Great White NOPE!. Who do I have to fuck to make these people disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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