A portmanteau of "wrong" and "hole", made into one word because when these two are used in unison they're screamed during a jumbled panic.
To wronghole or be wrongholed is almost exclusively exceptionally painful for both parties and never intentional. That'
s not to say that to wronghole can never be intended but this
definition does not deal with that. For this reason the past "too late, it's been done" tense version of the word deserves a separate entry to the standard wronghole entry.
Wrongholing most commonly happens when at least the male party is drunk, and also most commonly during doggy style coitus due to
physics and biology. There are, however, risks in any position. It is the event whereby the old vaginal in out has reached such impetus that the member slips out. Usually due to
alcohol consumption leading to arrogance and
slow wits, the male is determined that on the return stroke re-entry shall occur perfectly and smoothly, nobody
will notice and things
will carry on as normal.
This is never what happens. Instead wrongholing occurs at high speed with devastatingly insufficient lubricant. It wasn't intentional, it wasn't planned, it wasn't sinister but somewhere along the ling the pecker ignored the glowing beacon of the welcoming poontang and headed
straight for the rectum. Sex
will stop for AT LEAST the next 5 minutes, if you're
lucky, while you both roll around in the foetal position feeling pitifully sorry for yourselves.
That is to be wrongholed.
"Oh
man, we got back from the pub the other
night and while getting jiggy with it I wrongholed her. She wouldn't let me carry on and
made me sleep on the sofa."
