wowjag

verb: to completely and utterly astound
from the early 21st century, taken from a contributor's intention to blow minds: "that presentation is going to wowjag"

Joe: dude, I was wowjagged by the last episode of House of Cards"
Sally: me too. i gotta go. later.

Bill: wha' chu been up to Sally?
Sally: relaxin, workin,....wowjaggin.
Bill: you are awesome!

by Quantword January 29, 2014

WoWfag

George Fisher

<talented musician> Hey, WoWfag
<George Fisher> Hey, bag o' douche

by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

WoWfag

WoWfag, definition: One who has no life, other then to serve the allmighty Blizzard overloards.

A short example of a typical WoWfag named Barry:

Wilfred "Hey Barry, what games that your playing there?" Barry "IT'S NOT A GAME!!" Wilfred "... Ill just leave now then"

Barry will never be seen again by any of his freinds previously known to him in the forgotten realms of the Real World. He has become a slave to the money churning machines of the Great Blizzard overloards, masters of the sleazy, lurid lands of WoW

by BardicSpoon June 21, 2010

WoWfag

A person who plays the MMORPG called World of Warcraft.

"Oh man, did you hear about that guy talking about his level 70 Night Elf?"

"Yeah, He's obviously a total WoWfag."

by totalwowfag October 1, 2007

WoWFag

Someone who plays World of Warcraft and very few other games. a WoWfag will also insult any other game mentioned to him and then mention how good WoW is.

Proper gamer: I beat HL2 today :)
WoWFag: HL2 is for noobs, play WoW if you want to be cool.
Proper gamer: :\ are you even alive anymore?

by Bojazz January 28, 2008

WoWbagger

A computer-roleplaying-game player, whose character is such a high level that the playing is actually getting a bit boring. It can either mean a player who moves very slowly in the game, preferring to level up than follow the plot; a player who is stuck in the plot and wanders aimlessly trying to find a way to continue; or a player who has almost completed the plot, but doesn't want to game to end and is just wandering, unwilling to finish.
The term originates from the Douglas Adams's novel "Life, the Universe, and Everything", where an immortal grey-green alien by the name of Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged travels the universe in order to insult everybody in alphabetical order. Also, WoW stands for World of Warcraft, a large, popular multi-player online roleplaying game.

"Oh I don't play that game anymore, I became such a WoWbagger in it."

by ExapnoMapcase November 1, 2006

WoWjaculation

WoWjaculate: verb: to WoWsterbate to the point of a climax or supreme high, sometimes involving the expulsion or destruction of common sense, logic, or 'having a life'.

WoWjaculation: noun: the act of WoWjaculating

These words are usually only used for an individual who plays WoW to the exclusion of other normal life activities, and even in that scope plays excessively.

Don't go near that room or you may get covered in WoWjaculation.

"Dude, the other week I played WoW for 40 hours straight and WoWjaculated all over the carpet in my parents' basement."

by Kent M January 31, 2008