Word shart

When you think you're about to say something and you say something else entirely.

If you keep acting like a fool when you're pregnant you're gonna end up with a cancer baby. Oh - I meant to say challenged. Sorry about the word shart.

by Conway Titty squared May 28, 2013

wordshortening

What you are doing when you shorten a word from its original form.

Hane - for heinous; Totes - for totally.

Ex:
A: I'm having some intense pit stains today!
B: Girl - that's hane...
A: Why you always wordshortening?

by themeinmedia January 15, 2009